BBK, you just reminded me of something! This has nothing to do with anything, but does anybody but me remember the horrible style years ago where women used to wear the big oversized dress-length sweaters with tights or very form fitting pants underneath? Cute (maybe) on a six year old - a big "No No" on a grown woman! What were they thinking?
Anyway ... we have a woman at work that nobody likes. She has carrot red hair, very pale skin, drawn-on "Joan Crawford" high-arched eyebrows, and wears tons and tons of black mascara, which always makes her look "surprised"! I carpooled with a very funny guy and we had been telling jokes all the way to work and were both in a silly mood by the time we got to work. We walked in to the lobby and there was this carrot-haired woman ... wearing a huge bright orange knee length sweater that stuck out on the sides, almost round, and these dark green tights! She looked just like a startled pumpkin! Has she no mirrors in her house?!?! My car pool buddy got the giggles ... and not wanting to be rude (she was his bosses' secretary) he tried to stifle it and it didn't work. He ended up with his fist stuffed in his mouth, his face all red, tears running down his cheeks, and he was kind of bouncing up and down, trying to hold it in and laugh silently. I thought he was going to explode! And "the pumpkin" had no idea what he was laughing at, and kept coming closer and closer, giving him this goofy concerned look, trying to figure out what was wrong with him! She thought he was having some kind of "attack". Just one more "Kodak moment" that I missed with the camera!