easy child & BF1 have the red knife block in their kitchen. It's a really good knife block, there are magnets in it to hold the knives beautifully steady and not damage the edge on the scabbard.
If you're worried about the alarm clock not being able to navigate the mire in the room, get the propellor alarm clock - it takes off and flies around the room. You then have to go find where it has landed and put it back in its cradle or it won't shut off. Unless your child has managed to completely clutter the airpsace as well?
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easy child 2/difficult child 2 bought BF2 the screaming monkey slingshot for Christmas. She was showing it off to everybody in the shopping centre, it was hilarious as it flew past the runner beans and into the bananas in the fruit & veg section of the shop she works in.
Life's never dull when you live with difficult children!
Marg