So I live in a condo. The board has graciously furnished us with 2 shopping cars, so that when we come home with our groceries, we can pull up to the front, grab the cart, unload the food into it, park the car, then take the cart to the elevator and get our food to our unit in one trip. Well some people in this building think that the carts look better in their apartment than they do under the staircase, where everyone can access them. The carts are gone and I have not seem them in 2 weeks. I've called the president of the board, I've called the management company, there is really nothing that can be done, because nobody knows who has it, and they can't really enforce anything. They send out notices once a month to please put the carts back. Yeah, whatevah. So I was going to put up a note on the door leaving the building. Not a nasty note (that would guarantee never seeing the carts again) but something that might embarrass them. Something like this: To whomever kidnapped the carts: We have the ransom money collected. It is in small, non-sequential, unmarked bills as you requested. Please instruct us as to our next objective. Something short like that (you know this moron has the attention span of a box of hair) but enough to get the residents laughing and maybe this guy feeling like a chump. How would YOU word it?