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Ok. So easy child, Nichole, and I head to cincy today to do some shopping at some great second hand stores. easy child is driving her Jeep.
After the first store we stow our prizes in the back, while easy child puts Darrin in his carseat. easy child complains as she's backing out that the child gate I bought is blocking her view from the rear window and asks Nichole to move it. Nichole looks back and tries, says she can't because there is a carpet shampooer back there taking up most of the space.
easy child: Carpet shampooer? What carpet shampooer?
Nichole: The carpet shampooer in the back, I'm lookin' right at it.
easy child: I don't own a carpet shampooer. Are you sure it's a carpet shampooer???
Nichole: Mom used to have one just like it. I know a carpet shampooer when I see one. And stop looking at me like I'm crazy.
easy child: Where did that come from?? Mom, did husband borrow your shampooer?
Me: No.
Nichole: It's not Mom's, it's a Bissel, Mom has a Hoover.
easy child: What the heck is going on?
Me: Did your husband borrow it from his Mom?
easy child: Maybe.....
So, we leave it at that and continue to shop.
Later easy child calls her husband at his parents house to ask about the carpet shampooer in the back of the jeep. sister in law claims to know nothing about it. At first easy child thinks he's kidding her because he's always yanking her chain. But when his parents in the background are just as confused as sister in law, and sister in law swears he has no clue what she's talking about.....She has to believe him.
sister in law: Did you leave the Jeep unlocked at work again?
easy child: I don't think so, but people TAKE things from unlocked cars, they don't put like new carpet cleaners INTO unlocked cars!
sister in law: Well, maybe someone had another person drop a shampooer off and said my Jeep is parked in the parking lot and unlocked, just stick it in there. But they got the wrong Jeep.
easy child: Maybe. But now what do I do?
sister in law told her he knows the carpet shampooer has been in the back of the Jeep for at least a week. He saw it, he just thought she'd borrowed it from me. Which is why he never thought to mention it to her.
So the lowdown is, easy child has a mysterious like brand new carpet shampooer in the back of her Jeep. She has no idea where it came from.
Good karma? easy child has been in need of a shampooer for a long time just didn't want to shell out the money for one.
Or Twilight Zone?
So, now easy child doesn't know what to do with this shampooer. She's gonna hold on to it and hope someone mentions something about it at work and she can return it to the person who was meant to receive it. She's afraid to mention it at work or ask about it because she doesn't want someone claiming it who doesn't own it.
Weird.
Ok. So easy child, Nichole, and I head to cincy today to do some shopping at some great second hand stores. easy child is driving her Jeep.
After the first store we stow our prizes in the back, while easy child puts Darrin in his carseat. easy child complains as she's backing out that the child gate I bought is blocking her view from the rear window and asks Nichole to move it. Nichole looks back and tries, says she can't because there is a carpet shampooer back there taking up most of the space.
easy child: Carpet shampooer? What carpet shampooer?
Nichole: The carpet shampooer in the back, I'm lookin' right at it.
easy child: I don't own a carpet shampooer. Are you sure it's a carpet shampooer???
Nichole: Mom used to have one just like it. I know a carpet shampooer when I see one. And stop looking at me like I'm crazy.
easy child: Where did that come from?? Mom, did husband borrow your shampooer?
Me: No.
Nichole: It's not Mom's, it's a Bissel, Mom has a Hoover.
easy child: What the heck is going on?
Me: Did your husband borrow it from his Mom?
easy child: Maybe.....
So, we leave it at that and continue to shop.
Later easy child calls her husband at his parents house to ask about the carpet shampooer in the back of the jeep. sister in law claims to know nothing about it. At first easy child thinks he's kidding her because he's always yanking her chain. But when his parents in the background are just as confused as sister in law, and sister in law swears he has no clue what she's talking about.....She has to believe him.
sister in law: Did you leave the Jeep unlocked at work again?
easy child: I don't think so, but people TAKE things from unlocked cars, they don't put like new carpet cleaners INTO unlocked cars!
sister in law: Well, maybe someone had another person drop a shampooer off and said my Jeep is parked in the parking lot and unlocked, just stick it in there. But they got the wrong Jeep.
easy child: Maybe. But now what do I do?
sister in law told her he knows the carpet shampooer has been in the back of the Jeep for at least a week. He saw it, he just thought she'd borrowed it from me. Which is why he never thought to mention it to her.
So the lowdown is, easy child has a mysterious like brand new carpet shampooer in the back of her Jeep. She has no idea where it came from.
Good karma? easy child has been in need of a shampooer for a long time just didn't want to shell out the money for one.
Or Twilight Zone?
So, now easy child doesn't know what to do with this shampooer. She's gonna hold on to it and hope someone mentions something about it at work and she can return it to the person who was meant to receive it. She's afraid to mention it at work or ask about it because she doesn't want someone claiming it who doesn't own it.
Weird.