Today was supposed to be the DAY for him to go into jail again. After last week and them not being able to locate his probation officer and telling him to come back today...wouldnt you think it would all go off without a hitch? Uhhhhh NOT! This is spring break so his girlfriend is home so I let her go with him to court instead of me. I figure she needs to get used to watching him go to court...lol. 2PM I get a phone call from his girlfriend telling me to come pick her up. Ok...I head out. As I approach her I see this figure hiding behind an electric pole. Its Cory! My mouth fell open. Again...no probation officer! They will contact him when or if they ever find the man...lol. You just have to picture Cory going to court. He takes a book bag with 5 white tee's, boxers, socks and two paperback books in it. Yes he packs for jail...lol. Not to mention the fact that he has emptied out two packs of cigarettes into just tobacco and added 40 rolling papers to this little package along with matches. He has compressed this little package down and tapes it to his...well...underside of his genitals. LOL. See, here they dont strip search they just make them shake their boxers to see if anything falls out. Oh...I must not forget the pack of cards he hid in the inner soles of his shoes! But now we get to wait and do this all again...if they ever find the darn probation officer. Im wondering if the man went on a long walk off a short pier.