Hypothetical - What would you yell out to the entire town

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by nvts, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    if you have a gigantic megaphone? Would you go with funny, philosophical, insightful, mean, explanatory, etc.?

    My latest facebook status reads "To all of you who have told me that I'm only human...WRONG! My cape is in the wash and will be back on my back shortly. In the meantime, I apologize for the lack of endurance."

    I'm just curious what you'd like to tell 'em...

  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: LOVE IT

    Hmm will have to think a bit.........
  3. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    "Two boxen of doughnuts and a cup of dirt!"

    Inside joke between kiddo and I, though if you're a Brian Regan fan, you might get it.
  4. Mattsmom277

    Mattsmom277 Active Member

    I live in small town northern Canada (read: narrow minded ppl that drive me crazy). So I'd say my favorite quote: Some people were dropped on their heads as a child. You were clearly thrown at a wall. ;)
  5. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    Hahahahahaha! That's GREAT! I've got to use that one...there are quite a few people I absolutely plan on saying that to!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

  6. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Somewhere there is town missing their idiot and I just found it. Please go home.
  7. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Had enough for the week...kindly get the h#!! away from me!
  8. GoingNorth

    GoingNorth Crazy Cat Lady

    It's not that I can't hear you. I'm IGNORING you!
  9. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    Ok, so I'm guessing our community is FULL of very sarcastic people that really know how to, ummmm, express their dissatisfaction with those around us? :rolleyes::rofl:

    I've needed some laughs lately, that this stuff really rings so perfectly true that it's frightening!

  10. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    "If you ask me one more time, I'm taking it away forever!"

    Oh, wait. I think I say that a lot anyway.
  11. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    "Wake up people. The majority of people in our 'system' are not wise, experienced, mature, all-knowing, well-intentioned people driven by integrity".
  12. muttmeister

    muttmeister Well-Known Member

    Clean up your dam### mess!

    I live in a small rural village (less than 200 people). There are other similar towns in the area that are beautiful places. My town has an inordinate number of people who use their yards as their own personal junk heaps (my neighbor is among the worst). I'm tired of looking at it.
  13. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    I QUIT!!!!
  14. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    Oh- I love that one! I owe you a PM- I know! I apologize- I'm behind on contact. :(
  15. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    "I'm sorry. Did I give you the impression that I cared what you think?"