OHhhhhhh KAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY..............
See I have no good excuses this year.
Dude moved back in with us.
He brought home a puppy that can not be potty trained.
I did NOT get compensated for nor get my vacation this year from work.
I have a hang nail.
I'm loosing my hair.
My shoes are too tight.
I forget my name almost daily. Who am I again?
Who are you? Why am I typing? Something about cooking sherry and bon bons? Let me think.....No wait...
(slaps head)
I FORGOT THAT TOTO who's mean, evil, vile, unkind, wicked landlord told her that they had to move during CHristmas and somehow omitted HER from the list too. THERE I SAID IT.....I PUT TOTO and SHARI close together and when I did some fancy cut and paste move -------I must have cyber zapped them....and my powers of checking it once checking it twice were kaput.
THEN I did not do my usual be anal about the date.....nope, I was lacasadaciasialalsidaldialdladeddah.....don't be uptight.....and didn't even SEND out the cards until the first week of December instead of the 3rd week of NOVEMBER like I always have done. UGH.
So.......(exhale) it was not a successful list year for me......I left off 2 of my dearest friends. I didn't get the cards to our wonderful Canadian sisters until um....OH I dunno maybe CHRISTMAS day.....and my New Zeland Kiwi? Well I haven't heard from her since. I mark it down as the 09 disaster.
THIS YEAR.......I'M ALREADY TAKING NAMES........I'm ON MY GAME.....
I've GOT MY PAPER.......I've GOT THE DESIGN......I've GOT A DEADLINE......
I'VE GOT MY CARDS.......AND I'm PUTTING BACK NOW FOR STAMPS.
Soooooo.........IF YOU WANT ON.......EMAIL ME.....PM ME FOR EMAIL....
COME AND GET ME 2010........I"M ON TOP OF MY GAME!!!!
I'll CAMP OUT AT THE POSTAL OFFICE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME....
I'LL BE READY AND I'm SENDING CONFIRMATION NOTICES OUT THIS YEAR....NO MORE MISTAKES......NO MORE HURT FEELINGS......NO MORE MISSED OPPORTUNITIES.......NO MORE GREAT BIG SMACKS......
I AM THE CARD LIST PERSON HEAR ME ROAR>>>>>>>>>>>>
meow.....