Love pop's randomness.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Nov 14, 2009.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Gee...where do you think I get it from?:tongue:

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when You realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asksme if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

    20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
  2. jbrain

    jbrain Member

    Thanks, Abbey! I really got a kick out of these--they are so true!!
  3. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Oh Abbey...these are hilarious!
  4. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

  5. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    You always seem to know when I need a laugh. :D
  6. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Really, though...WHO folds a fitted sheet? I just roll it up in a ball and throw it in the linen closet. I figure if I sleep on it enough my body will iron out the wrinkles. Who cares if it has wrinkles anyway?

  7. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    I totally do #17. :D
  8. lmf64

    lmf64 New Member

    OMG hilarious. #6, #7, #15 and yes I do #17 too. lol I needed this.
  9. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    I fold the fitted sheet. My sister, who used to work in a hotel as a maid taught me how. It never looks as good as hers did, but it' not a wad, either. Then again, I didn't learn until I was about 30.