If those types of people DO show up? I will be HAPPY to "man" the door! I'm QUITE the AMBASSADOR and would be GLAD to direct the poor, the wretched, the tired masses yearning to break free - and keep them away from everyone in our group - just give me a live 'mike' and a small spot light.....
"OH who do we have here?"
Joe..
"Well hello Joe - where are you from?"
Atlantic City, NJ
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
"And what do you do in Atlantic City, NJ Joe?"
I'm a gambling addict
"So Joe here is a gambling addict from Atlantic City NJ
Why did you come to the CONDUCT DISORDERS Reunion Joe?"
Conduct Disorders? I thought this was Gamblers Anonymous
"No no no - you need to be really dysfunctional to come in here, Are you really dysfunctional Joe?
No I'm a gambler
"Care to make a little wager that the women in this room have seen more dysfunction than you?"
A bet?
"Yeah, I'll vie you 100 to one Odds we've seen way worse problems than you."
Ahhh I dunno I'm trying to recover
"Double or nothing Joe."
(joe pauses for a moment, looks around the room - sees the East Coast Crowd, tired, haggared, worn out)
Then Joe SCREAMS - RUNNING THROUGH THE HOTEL LOBBY ----I'm CURED!!!!!! I'm CURED!!!!!!
I WILL NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN!!!!!!!! I've SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!
And yet another soul that the Family of the CD board has saved - just by being ourselves.
NEXT.........
(well it could happen) WE REALLY NEED THIS MB VACATION.....