Retirement home test

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by gcvmom, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."


    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No,"' said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

    :ashamed: :tongue: :D


     
  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Ok...there are just too many of these going around that I am failing miserably! I must need a bed somewhere...lol.
     
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl:

    Janet......I thought bucket too. Wanna share a room?? :D
     
  4. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    What's it mean that I want a bed???
     
  5. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    FAIL. Of course you would use the bucket. :tongue:

    I think we just need one big room and we can all be in it together. I also failed the Senility test email that I got. Miserably.
     
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    OMG I picked CUP........

    Cup wasn't even a choice.
    :surprise: MOVE OVER GIRLS.......

    Thanks Chickey - now I'm sure I need to pack a bag.....lol.
     
  7. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    My mom had 3 kids. First was named Penny, the second was named Dime. What was the third ones name?
     
  8. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Janet?

    Oh I know.....

    CUP.
    :tongue: - can I have a bed by the window?
     
  9. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

    Janet, don't you know you're own name?
     
  10. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    I thought about it all day! I KNOW THE ANSWER.......

    Oh you have my phone number but you don't know where I liv.....wait..you do know where I live.......hahah. UT OH......
     
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