That pipe has got to go, too. Who knows what he's smoking in there? I mean, the guy has obviously got the munchies big time, eating cookies all night.
FTC regulations forbid flying a sleigh used in interstate commerce when the driver has had inadequate rest, so henceforth Santa will need to stretch out his delivery schedule from December through July, and keep a log showing driver rest stops at approved intervals.
Also, the reindeer are going to need to wear diapers. And PETA is on his case for overworking the poor animals, flying all the way around the world in one night. Besides, reindeer flatulence contributes to global warming.
Ho! Ho! Ho! is obviously offensive to workers in the sex trade, as mentioned above. Hee! Hee! Hee! is sexist, so that is off limits too. In fact, it is damaging to children's self-esteem to be laughed at by a trusted adult figure, so all jolliness must be confined to appropriate venues with adequate warning signs indicating jollity within.