Abbey
Spork Queen
I'm in the middle of another one of those dreaded online applications. I couldn't believe this question. It's 6am and I'm in my office laughing my bootie off. Here it is:
How often do you currently use cocaine, crack, meth, LSD, speed or marijuana?
1) Daily
2) one to four times a week
3) one to four times a month
4) Never
....and here's the kicker... (drum roll, please)
5) I don't remember
I was so darned tempted to pick #5.
WHO IS GETTING PAID TO WRITE THESE QUESTIONS? AND WHAT IDIOT WOULD ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE EXCEPT #4??? Even your best drug addict knows how to lie very well. I want their job. I'm sure I could come up with some really good questions.
Abbey
How often do you currently use cocaine, crack, meth, LSD, speed or marijuana?
1) Daily
2) one to four times a week
3) one to four times a month
4) Never
....and here's the kicker... (drum roll, please)
5) I don't remember
I was so darned tempted to pick #5.
WHO IS GETTING PAID TO WRITE THESE QUESTIONS? AND WHAT IDIOT WOULD ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE EXCEPT #4??? Even your best drug addict knows how to lie very well. I want their job. I'm sure I could come up with some really good questions.
Abbey