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brendan
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I want to start a new funny thread called "You know you have a difficult child if..."
Now, mine is only 9 yr old but here is what I already have experienced. Please add yours for a good laugh! B has been a problem since he came out...
You know you have a difficult child if...
1. You've never talked to one single mom in a "playgroup" because you are constantly following difficult child around saying things like "NO HIT. NO BITE. SHARE! Say you're sorry! NO. NO. NO. We are leaving!" (2-5 yr old)
2. You can't even count how many times other moms have yelled at your difficult child when you dared take a minute to actually converse with other people in a playgroup/playground situation.
3. You never drank more than 2 beers before he was born, and suddenly it is 10 a night.
4. You drop him off at pre-school and listen to him scream in a corner but still leave because you need the break.
5. He is only 8 yr old when he has his first suspension... for punching his teacher.
6. All the parents in your neighborhood have banned their children from playing with him.
7. He actually looks at an "aspergers" quiz online and says "Hey!!! Thats me!!!"
Now, mine is only 9 yr old but here is what I already have experienced. Please add yours for a good laugh! B has been a problem since he came out...
You know you have a difficult child if...
1. You've never talked to one single mom in a "playgroup" because you are constantly following difficult child around saying things like "NO HIT. NO BITE. SHARE! Say you're sorry! NO. NO. NO. We are leaving!" (2-5 yr old)
2. You can't even count how many times other moms have yelled at your difficult child when you dared take a minute to actually converse with other people in a playgroup/playground situation.
3. You never drank more than 2 beers before he was born, and suddenly it is 10 a night.
4. You drop him off at pre-school and listen to him scream in a corner but still leave because you need the break.
5. He is only 8 yr old when he has his first suspension... for punching his teacher.
6. All the parents in your neighborhood have banned their children from playing with him.
7. He actually looks at an "aspergers" quiz online and says "Hey!!! Thats me!!!"