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<blockquote data-quote="Marg's Man" data-source="post: 405100" data-attributes="member: 4085"><p>None of these are new but in view of our weather I can just picture Marg answering me if the we in the first one...</p><p></p><p>'It's just too hot to wear clothes today.' He said as he stepped out of the shower, </p><p>'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'</p><p>'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.</p><p>Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'</p><p>'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'</p><p>He yelled back, ' Liverpool.'</p><p>And they say blondes are dumb...</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>A couple are lying in bed. The man says,</p><p>'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'</p><p>The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?</p><p>A: A rumour</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that</p><p>because they had been so good each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.</p><p>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.</p><p>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...</p><p>Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!</p><p>Gotta love that fairy!</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Dear Lord,</p><p>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.</p><p>----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Why do little boys whine?</p><p>A: They are practising to be men.</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?</p><p>A: Trustworthy.</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?</p><p>A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?</p><p>A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'</p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Her: We are good for each because we can always make each other laugh.</p><p>Him: Yeah, get yer gear off!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marg's Man, post: 405100, member: 4085"] None of these are new but in view of our weather I can just picture Marg answering me if the we in the first one... 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today.' He said as he stepped out of the shower, 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Liverpool.' And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple are lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practising to be men. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals' ----------------------------------------------------------- Her: We are good for each because we can always make each other laugh. Him: Yeah, get yer gear off! [/QUOTE]
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