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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 354415" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>I was emailed this today and had to share.</p><p></p><p>ADULT:</p><p>> A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. </p><p>> </p><p>> BEAUTY PARLOR:</p><p>> A place where women curl up and dye. </p><p>> </p><p>> CANNIBAL:</p><p>> Someone who is fed up with people. </p><p>> </p><p>> CHICKENS:</p><p>> The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. </p><p>> <span style="color: red"><strong><em>Shhh! Don't let Gcvmom see that one!</em></strong></span></p><p></p><p>> COMMITTEE:</p><p>> A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. </p><p>> </p><p>> DUST:</p><p>> Mud with the juice squeezed out. </p><p>> </p><p>> EGOTIST:</p><p>> Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. </p><p>> </p><p>> HANDKERCHIEF:</p><p>> Cold Storage. </p><p>> </p><p>> INFLATION:</p><p>> Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. </p><p>> </p><p>> MOSQUITO:</p><p>> An insect that makes you like flies better. </p><p>> </p><p>> RAISIN:</p><p>> Grape with a sunburn. </p><p>> </p><p>> SECRET:</p><p>> Something you tell to one person at a time. </p><p>> </p><p>> SKELETON:</p><p>> A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. </p><p>> </p><p>> TOOTHACHE: </p><p>> The pain that drives you to extraction. </p><p>> </p><p>> TOMORROW:</p><p>> One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. </p><p>> </p><p>> YAWN:</p><p>> An honest opinion openly expressed. </p><p>> </p><p>> and MY Personal Favorite!! </p><p>> </p><p>> WRINKLES:</p><p>> Something other people have, </p><p>> similar to my character lines.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 354415, member: 2459"] I was emailed this today and had to share. ADULT: > A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. > > BEAUTY PARLOR: > A place where women curl up and dye. > > CANNIBAL: > Someone who is fed up with people. > > CHICKENS: > The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. > [COLOR="red"][B][I]Shhh! Don't let Gcvmom see that one![/I][/B][/COLOR] > COMMITTEE: > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. > > DUST: > Mud with the juice squeezed out. > > EGOTIST: > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. > > HANDKERCHIEF: > Cold Storage. > > INFLATION: > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. > > MOSQUITO: > An insect that makes you like flies better. > > RAISIN: > Grape with a sunburn. > > SECRET: > Something you tell to one person at a time. > > SKELETON: > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. > > TOOTHACHE: > The pain that drives you to extraction. > > TOMORROW: > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. > > YAWN: > An honest opinion openly expressed. > > and MY Personal Favorite!! > > WRINKLES: > Something other people have, > similar to my character lines. [/QUOTE]
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