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"Abusive Nagging" - A Public Service Report from difficult child
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<blockquote data-quote="DammitJanet" data-source="post: 388954" data-attributes="member: 1514"><p>I think I would have this waiting for her at breakfast:</p><p> </p><p>A Child's Bill of Rights (the funny version)</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">My son came home from school one day,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">with a silly grin on his face,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">He thought he was smarter than me, his mom,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">and he could put me in my place. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">HE SAID:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Guess what I learned in Civics Two,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">that's taught by Mr. Wright,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">It's about the laws of the land, today,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">its called the Children's Bill of Rights. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">IT SAYS:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">That I don't have to clean my room,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I don't even have to cut my hair,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Nobody can tell me what I can eat,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">or choose the clothes I wear. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">IT SAID:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Freedom of speech is my constitutional guarantee,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">and its my choice of what I read, or what I watch on T.V.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I have the freedom of religion, and regardless to what you say,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I don't have to ask your God for help---I don't have to pray. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">IT SAID:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I can wear an earring in my ear,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">and if I want to--I can pierce my nose,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">It's my choice if I so desire,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">to tattoo Satan's numbers--across my toes. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Hey, if ever again you try to spank me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I will charge you with the crime,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">and I can back up all my charges,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">With the marks on my behind. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">HE SAID, NOW:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Don't ever touch my body again,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">this body of mine is for me to use,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And not for your hugs and kisses and stuff,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">that's just another form of child abuse. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">HE CONTINUED WITH:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And stop trying to fill my head with morals,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">like your mama did to you,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Things like that is called mind control,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And that's illegal too! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Mom, I have these children's rights,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">you can't do a thing to me,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I can call the children's services,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">better known as C. S. D. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">MY TURN!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">My very first impression was,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">to toss this boy right out the door,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">But here was a chance to teach him a lesson,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">for once and for ever more. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I took my time and mulled it over,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">but something like this I couldn't let go,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">This kid of mine didn't realize,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">that he was messing with a pro! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">AND AWAY WE GO!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">The next day we went shopping,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">very much to his dismay,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I didn't buy him 501s</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">or shirts designed by Nike. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I had called and talked to the C. S. D.,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">they said that they didn't really care,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">If I bought him Volume shoes,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">or a pair of Nike Airs. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">AND THEN:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I canceled his appointment with DMV,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">so he could test his driving skills,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I'd probably be dead by now for sure,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">If only looks could kill! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I SAID:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">By-the-way, I don't have time to stop and eat,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">or pick up stuff for you to munch,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I think you should follow C. S. D.'s advice,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And make yourself a big sack lunch. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">So, you say what? That you're not hungry,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">that you can wait until dinner time?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Well, I am fixing liver and onions,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Cause that a favorite dish of mine. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Can we stop to get a movie,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">so you can watch on the VCR?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Gosh no! I sold what was your T.V.,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And bought four new tires for my car. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">I also rented out your room,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">sorry, you really don't need a bed,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">All I really have to do for you,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Is put a roof over your head. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">As long as I have to buy your clothes,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">and the food that you must eat,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">The money I gave you for an allowance,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Is going to buy me something neat. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">No more eating after we shop,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">no more joking along the way,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Son, I too have Bill of Rights</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">That goes into effect today. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">What's the matter, why are you crying?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">What are you doing down on your knees?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Why are you asking God to help you,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">Instead of C. S. D.? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DammitJanet, post: 388954, member: 1514"] I think I would have this waiting for her at breakfast: A Child's Bill of Rights (the funny version) [FONT=verdana][FONT=verdana]My son came home from school one day, with a silly grin on his face, He thought he was smarter than me, his mom, and he could put me in my place. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]HE SAID: Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright, It's about the laws of the land, today, its called the Children's Bill of Rights. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]IT SAYS: That I don't have to clean my room, I don't even have to cut my hair, Nobody can tell me what I can eat, or choose the clothes I wear. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]IT SAID: Freedom of speech is my constitutional guarantee, and its my choice of what I read, or what I watch on T.V. I have the freedom of religion, and regardless to what you say, I don't have to ask your God for help---I don't have to pray. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]IT SAID: I can wear an earring in my ear, and if I want to--I can pierce my nose, It's my choice if I so desire, to tattoo Satan's numbers--across my toes. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Hey, if ever again you try to spank me, I will charge you with the crime, and I can back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]HE SAID, NOW: Don't ever touch my body again, this body of mine is for me to use, And not for your hugs and kisses and stuff, that's just another form of child abuse. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]HE CONTINUED WITH: And stop trying to fill my head with morals, like your mama did to you, Things like that is called mind control, And that's illegal too! [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Mom, I have these children's rights, you can't do a thing to me, I can call the children's services, better known as C. S. D. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]MY TURN!!!! My very first impression was, to toss this boy right out the door, But here was a chance to teach him a lesson, for once and for ever more. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]I took my time and mulled it over, but something like this I couldn't let go, This kid of mine didn't realize, that he was messing with a pro! [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]AND AWAY WE GO! The next day we went shopping, very much to his dismay, I didn't buy him 501s or shirts designed by Nike. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]I had called and talked to the C. S. D., they said that they didn't really care, If I bought him Volume shoes, or a pair of Nike Airs. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]AND THEN: I canceled his appointment with DMV, so he could test his driving skills, I'd probably be dead by now for sure, If only looks could kill! [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]I SAID: By-the-way, I don't have time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff for you to munch, I think you should follow C. S. D.'s advice, And make yourself a big sack lunch. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]So, you say what? That you're not hungry, that you can wait until dinner time? Well, I am fixing liver and onions, Cause that a favorite dish of mine. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Can we stop to get a movie, so you can watch on the VCR? Gosh no! I sold what was your T.V., And bought four new tires for my car. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]I also rented out your room, sorry, you really don't need a bed, All I really have to do for you, Is put a roof over your head. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]As long as I have to buy your clothes, and the food that you must eat, The money I gave you for an allowance, Is going to buy me something neat. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]No more eating after we shop, no more joking along the way, Son, I too have Bill of Rights That goes into effect today. [/FONT] [FONT=verdana]What's the matter, why are you crying? What are you doing down on your knees? Why are you asking God to help you, Instead of C. S. D.? [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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