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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 231048" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CRY warning -- I got this today and I guess it must be meant FOR YOU especially seeing how you are feeling about yourself. I'll take that I have one flaw - how about you Kjs? </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> By the time the Lord made woman,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> He was into his sixth day of working overtime. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> An angel appeared and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> have a lap that can hold four children at one time,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> heart</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> -and she will do everything</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> with only two hands.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The angel was astounded at the requirements.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'Only two hands!? No way!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> And that's just on the standard model?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> That's too much work for one day.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Wait until tomorrow to finish.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> heart.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> She already heals herself when she is sick</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> AND can work 18 hour days.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'but I have also made her tough.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The Lord replied,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'Not only will she be able to think,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> she will be able to reason and negotiate.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The angel then noticed something,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'That's not a leak,'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> the Lord corrected,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'that's a tear!'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'What's the tear for?' the angel asked. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The angel was impressed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> 'You are a genius, Lord. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> You thought of everything!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Woman is truly amazing.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> And she is!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Women have strengths that amaze men.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> but they hold happiness,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> love and joy.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They smile when they want to scream. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They sing when they want to cry.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They cry when they are happy</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> and laugh when they are nervous.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They fight for what they believe in.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They stand up to injustice.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They don't take 'no' for an answer </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> when they believe there is a better solution.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They go without so their family can have.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They love unconditionally.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They cry when their children excel</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> and cheer when their friends get awards. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They are happy when they hear about</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> a birth or a wedding.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Their hearts break when a friend dies.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They grieve at the loss of a family member,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They know that a hug and a kiss</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> can heal a broken heart.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> to show how much they care about you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They bring joy, hope and love.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They have compassion and ideals.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> They give moral support to their family and friends.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> Women have vital things to say and everything to give </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> PLEASE pass this along to your women friends and relatives</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> to re mind them just how amazing they are</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">> The One Flaw In Women </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 231048, member: 4964"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]CRY warning -- I got this today and I guess it must be meant FOR YOU especially seeing how you are feeling about yourself. I'll take that I have one flaw - how about you Kjs? [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN... [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]> > By the time the Lord made woman, > He was into his sixth day of working overtime. > An angel appeared and said, > 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' > And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? > She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, > have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable > and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, > have a lap that can hold four children at one time, > have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken > heart > -and she will do everything > with only two hands.' > > The angel was astounded at the requirements. > 'Only two hands!? No way! > And that's just on the standard model? > That's too much work for one day. > Wait until tomorrow to finish.' > > 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. > 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own > heart. > She already heals herself when she is sick > AND can work 18 hour days.' > > The angel moved closer and touched the woman. > > 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.' > > 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed, > 'but I have also made her tough. > You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.' > > 'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel. > > The Lord replied, > 'Not only will she be able to think, > she will be able to reason and negotiate.' > > The angel then noticed something, > and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. > 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. > I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.' > > 'That's not a leak,' > the Lord corrected, > 'that's a tear!' > 'What's the tear for?' the angel asked. > > The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy, > her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, > her loneliness, her grief and her pride.' > The angel was impressed. > 'You are a genius, Lord. > You thought of everything! > Woman is truly amazing.' > > And she is! > Women have strengths that amaze men. > They bear hardships and they carry burdens, > but they hold happiness, > love and joy. > They smile when they want to scream. > They sing when they want to cry. > They cry when they are happy > and laugh when they are nervous. > They fight for what they believe in. > They stand up to injustice. > They don't take 'no' for an answer > when they believe there is a better solution. > They go without so their family can have. > They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. > They love unconditionally. > They cry when their children excel > and cheer when their friends get awards. > They are happy when they hear about > a birth or a wedding. > Their hearts break when a friend dies. > They grieve at the loss of a family member, > yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. > They know that a hug and a kiss > can heal a broken heart. > Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you > to show how much they care about you. > The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. > They bring joy, hope and love. > They have compassion and ideals. > They give moral support to their family and friends. > Women have vital things to say and everything to give > > HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN, > > IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. > PLEASE pass this along to your women friends and relatives > to re mind them just how amazing they are[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]> The One Flaw In Women [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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