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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 131172" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p style="text-align: center">LOST </p> <p style="text-align: center">GROCERY CARTS</p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><u><strong>HUGE</strong></u> </span></span>REWARD UPON RETURN</p> <p style="text-align: center">SEE PRESIDENT CONDO #?</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">HAVE A HEART </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">RETURN OUR CART </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">OKAY YOU'VE HAD THE CART LONG ENOUGH </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue">-OUR TURN NOW</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center">CART OUTFITTED WITH GPS AND CAMERA </p> <p style="text-align: center">-WE'RE WATCHING YOU - </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">SEXY, AGING, ARTHRITIC WOMAN </p> <p style="text-align: center">DESIRES RELATIONSHIP WITH </p> <p style="text-align: center">SHINY, SILVER, GROCERY CART</p> <p style="text-align: center">PLEASE RETURN SOON</p> <p style="text-align: center">HARD TO MANAGE WITHOUT IT</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Impact'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray">THOU SHALT NOT STEAL OUR CART</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">JOB OPENING: CARRYING MY GROCERIES </p> <p style="text-align: center">PAY: $100.00 A TRIP</p> <p style="text-align: center">APPLY: ANY CONDO ?</p> <p style="text-align: center">EMPLOYER: THE CONDO ASSOCIATION</p> <p style="text-align: center">(collect check presidents condo #?) </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: left"><strong>C</strong> - CARRY MY GROCERIES</p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong>A</strong> - ALL BY MYSELF AS I AM A DISABLED PERSON</p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong>R</strong> - REALLY NEED THE THING BACK </p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong>T</strong> - TODAY</p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>Dear Condo Association, </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>In place of the missing carts your tenants took a vote and we have approved the use of burrows, pack mules and donkeys to assist with grocery carry. These animals will be housed under the stairs in lieu of the carts which were taken and not replaced. </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>Residents feel it will be your responsibility to dispose of the fertilizer movement to movement.</em><em> Refusal to replace the carts left us to our own guise. Happy shoveling. </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>GOD SAW WHAT YOU DID - RETURN THE CART! </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>Report of the cart theft has been made to local pawn shops, police departments, and recyclers - anyone caught using our cart for purposes other than carrying groceries will be flogged, stoned, and hanged in a public display of brutality, then quartered after which their remains sent to each part of the property line of this condo as a warning to future thieves. </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em>( you said creative) eesh - I'm not writing for Hallmark here. </em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p> <p style="text-align: left"><em></em></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 131172, member: 4964"] [CENTER]LOST GROCERY CARTS [SIZE=5][COLOR=Red][U][B]HUGE[/B][/U] [/COLOR][/SIZE]REWARD UPON RETURN SEE PRESIDENT CONDO #? [SIZE=4][COLOR=Magenta]HAVE A HEART [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Magenta]RETURN OUR CART [COLOR=Blue] OKAY YOU'VE HAD THE CART LONG ENOUGH -OUR TURN NOW [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] CART OUTFITTED WITH GPS AND CAMERA -WE'RE WATCHING YOU - SEXY, AGING, ARTHRITIC WOMAN DESIRES RELATIONSHIP WITH SHINY, SILVER, GROCERY CART PLEASE RETURN SOON HARD TO MANAGE WITHOUT IT [FONT=Impact][SIZE=4][COLOR=SlateGray]THOU SHALT NOT STEAL OUR CART[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] JOB OPENING: CARRYING MY GROCERIES PAY: $100.00 A TRIP APPLY: ANY CONDO ? EMPLOYER: THE CONDO ASSOCIATION (collect check presidents condo #?) [LEFT][B]C[/B] - CARRY MY GROCERIES [B]A[/B] - ALL BY MYSELF AS I AM A DISABLED PERSON [B]R[/B] - REALLY NEED THE THING BACK [B]T[/B] - TODAY [I]Dear Condo Association, [/I] [I]In place of the missing carts your tenants took a vote and we have approved the use of burrows, pack mules and donkeys to assist with grocery carry. These animals will be housed under the stairs in lieu of the carts which were taken and not replaced. [/I] [I]Residents feel it will be your responsibility to dispose of the fertilizer movement to movement.[/I][I] Refusal to replace the carts left us to our own guise. Happy shoveling. GOD SAW WHAT YOU DID - RETURN THE CART! Report of the cart theft has been made to local pawn shops, police departments, and recyclers - anyone caught using our cart for purposes other than carrying groceries will be flogged, stoned, and hanged in a public display of brutality, then quartered after which their remains sent to each part of the property line of this condo as a warning to future thieves. ( you said creative) eesh - I'm not writing for Hallmark here. [/I][/LEFT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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