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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 131571" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Abbey, </p><p></p><p>Get a pit bull - and put him in the cart - push it right out in the middle of nowhere - and I promise when you go to get your cart your precious baby AND your cart will both be WHEREVER you left them. </p><p></p><p>I did that with my car at the station one night. I left both in the car, left it running, with the lights on, and the windows cracked, doors unlocked - and went in for a soda. When I came out a smart type cop was standing at the door and said "Excuse me maam - that your ride?" and I said "Uh...me? Oh yes sir." and then I got the "LECTURE" on leaving my car running - etc. and I listened patiently for him to stop and then I said - "Officer thank you so much for the information but I promise I'm not being 'dumb'." and he said "Well maam leaving it running is not good - not smart either ." and with that little insult I said 'Could you open my door for me please" and he walked over to the car and got withing 15 feet and was met at the windows with teeth -and smiles = all mine. And I said in a very drawn out southern voice - Sum of us women jus' ain't as dumb as ya'll believe we are." He got a chuckle out of it - and then said "Yes maa'm I belive you are right." I gave the command to back up, sit down and stay and got in my car and did that little "by yall" twinkle finger wave. </p><p></p><p>As if. </p><p></p><p>So get a big dog = and if that does not work - I recommned putting a note on the cart like you taped it in a hurry that says </p><p></p><p>This cart is used to transport the AIDS patients toxic waste bags to the dumpsters and hauls customers baggage with the Avian Flu. p.s. - I went potty and forgot to wash my hands before I pushed this cart out. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 131571, member: 4964"] Abbey, Get a pit bull - and put him in the cart - push it right out in the middle of nowhere - and I promise when you go to get your cart your precious baby AND your cart will both be WHEREVER you left them. I did that with my car at the station one night. I left both in the car, left it running, with the lights on, and the windows cracked, doors unlocked - and went in for a soda. When I came out a smart type cop was standing at the door and said "Excuse me maam - that your ride?" and I said "Uh...me? Oh yes sir." and then I got the "LECTURE" on leaving my car running - etc. and I listened patiently for him to stop and then I said - "Officer thank you so much for the information but I promise I'm not being 'dumb'." and he said "Well maam leaving it running is not good - not smart either ." and with that little insult I said 'Could you open my door for me please" and he walked over to the car and got withing 15 feet and was met at the windows with teeth -and smiles = all mine. And I said in a very drawn out southern voice - Sum of us women jus' ain't as dumb as ya'll believe we are." He got a chuckle out of it - and then said "Yes maa'm I belive you are right." I gave the command to back up, sit down and stay and got in my car and did that little "by yall" twinkle finger wave. As if. So get a big dog = and if that does not work - I recommned putting a note on the cart like you taped it in a hurry that says This cart is used to transport the AIDS patients toxic waste bags to the dumpsters and hauls customers baggage with the Avian Flu. p.s. - I went potty and forgot to wash my hands before I pushed this cart out. :surprised1: [/QUOTE]
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