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Easy way to make baked pasta dishes
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 297383" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>THE first time my girlfriend went -she and her daughter took me for my 38th birthday - just last year....<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> So she's (my friend) is this UBER conservative, over the top, ultra Christian, straight laced woman and I'm a little left of center. So when she went to the bathroom....I took one of the crayons and broke it in half. Then I pushed the stuff on one side of the table next to us....(no one was in the restaurant yet) and told her daughter to lay down backwards like a crime scene victim and traced her outline on the table. </p><p> </p><p>We laughed about that for at least 20 minutes - and then a couple came in to have dinner - sat down and the woman finally figures it out and says in a shriek "OMG.....it looks like someone DIED here!!!" and of course my friend IMMEDIATELY pointed a finger and a nasty look at me...but just then the waiter brings my cake and starts singing in the deepest Pavoratti wannabe (but good) Italian - HAPPY BIRTHDAY - and it was awesome - </p><p> </p><p>Except for them holding up the table cloth with my friends daughters crime scene outline and everyone in the kitchen laughing while my friend just shook her head and said "Someday......." </p><p> </p><p>in case you're wondering - no I did not draw bullet holes - I drew a smiley face with a tongue sticking out much like <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 297383, member: 4964"] THE first time my girlfriend went -she and her daughter took me for my 38th birthday - just last year....:winking: So she's (my friend) is this UBER conservative, over the top, ultra Christian, straight laced woman and I'm a little left of center. So when she went to the bathroom....I took one of the crayons and broke it in half. Then I pushed the stuff on one side of the table next to us....(no one was in the restaurant yet) and told her daughter to lay down backwards like a crime scene victim and traced her outline on the table. We laughed about that for at least 20 minutes - and then a couple came in to have dinner - sat down and the woman finally figures it out and says in a shriek "OMG.....it looks like someone DIED here!!!" and of course my friend IMMEDIATELY pointed a finger and a nasty look at me...but just then the waiter brings my cake and starts singing in the deepest Pavoratti wannabe (but good) Italian - HAPPY BIRTHDAY - and it was awesome - Except for them holding up the table cloth with my friends daughters crime scene outline and everyone in the kitchen laughing while my friend just shook her head and said "Someday......." in case you're wondering - no I did not draw bullet holes - I drew a smiley face with a tongue sticking out much like :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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