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<blockquote data-quote="ScentofCedar" data-source="post: 37349" data-attributes="member: 3353"><p>So, the wife decided her husband was going in for a check up.</p><p></p><p>Both were elderly, and he had been deteriorating quickly of late ~ not sleeping well, increased frequency of urination ~ especially at night; a fascination with all things spiritual. </p><p></p><p>So, the husband goes into the examining room with the doctor.</p><p></p><p>A little later, the doctor comes out, and tells the wife her husband is fine and she can take him home.</p><p></p><p>"Wait a minute!" the wife says, flabbergasted.</p><p></p><p>"Did he tell you he hasn't been sleeping well? And about how often he goes to the bathroom?"</p><p></p><p>"Yep." the doctor said.</p><p></p><p>"Did he tell you he thinks Jesus is turning the bathroom light on for him?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, yes." the doctor replied. "Perfectly normal to think that way at his age ~ and perfectly harmless."</p><p></p><p>"Well alright, then." the wife said, picking up her purse and getting ready to collect her husband. </p><p></p><p>"But next time that old <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/2012/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> pees in the fridge ~ he's outta here!"</p><p></p><p>Barbara</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ScentofCedar, post: 37349, member: 3353"] So, the wife decided her husband was going in for a check up. Both were elderly, and he had been deteriorating quickly of late ~ not sleeping well, increased frequency of urination ~ especially at night; a fascination with all things spiritual. So, the husband goes into the examining room with the doctor. A little later, the doctor comes out, and tells the wife her husband is fine and she can take him home. "Wait a minute!" the wife says, flabbergasted. "Did he tell you he hasn't been sleeping well? And about how often he goes to the bathroom?" "Yep." the doctor said. "Did he tell you he thinks Jesus is turning the bathroom light on for him?" "Oh, yes." the doctor replied. "Perfectly normal to think that way at his age ~ and perfectly harmless." "Well alright, then." the wife said, picking up her purse and getting ready to collect her husband. "But next time that old :censored: pees in the fridge ~ he's outta here!" Barbara [/QUOTE]
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