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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 570776" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>When DF went home to see his Mom and left me alone in the house for two weeks? It was great except for the prowler. Oh there really was a prowler outside trying to take the BBQ grill - but........</p><p></p><p>being alone.....in a house.....and working 12 hour shifts? I'd have NO reason on earth to put the toilet seat up. I remember distinctly leaving it DOWN.....and going to work. WHen I got home one night I walked in, nothing moved......go past the bathroom, saw the toilet seat up......and went right for my pistol. I put the girls outside and brought the boys INSIDE and gave Bull the command to "FIND" and he looked. He was working the rooms and I"m standing there thinking - YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SOB.....Come into MY house, Get past MY dogs, and then urinate in MY toilet? BOY you gotta be kidding me....and I'm ready for police and SWAT to show up with me holding the crook at bay. I was all GI Joe. We checked each room, each closet, under beds, behind doors....NOTHING. </p><p></p><p>SO I go to sleep, get up, go to work, put the toilet seat down and think......Alright Mr Smartie Pants.....Think you're going to come into MY house huh? Come home that night, had my firearm with me.....walked into the house, dogs all just normal, nothing going on. Down the hall, and THERE IT IS AGAIN. Toilet seat UP. Call the big dog, do a room search, a perimeter search....I'm going to have someone going to jail tonight by golly. And .......nothing again. Quite a Puzzle. </p><p></p><p>So the next morning.....and none the worse for wear.....sitting up trying to figure out WHO was stalking the BBQ grill - setting point on that all night. I went down the hall.......past the bathroom, and OUIXA......took her little head, flipped the new (not so expensive) but padded ----toilet seat up in the air, helped herself to a bowl blitz.....and stood there dripping on the carpet. Mystery solved. See we had a really heavy wooden toilet seat and it wore out -----we got a nice padded one, not expensive, and it's really light. So Putting the Lid down here.....does NOT good - Ouixa just opens the dang thing, has me running around like Black Ops in my own house after the POTTY WATER bandit. </p><p></p><p>Yea I felt about () smart. I'm sure the conversation amongst the furkids could have been a worriesome one. OMG she's loosing it. What happens to us if she goes CRAZY? I don't know but pretend to find SOMETHING dangiit......she's armed and ridiculous. They're going to cart Mommy off to the nuthouse and then what? </p><p></p><p>Bet they wished they had that cat of yours that could change the TV stations.....probably thought I watched too much NCIS, or Law and Order while I slept. </p><p></p><p>And as far as Holidays go? I'm positive they knew it was Christmas yesterday. We didn't celebrate for many reasons, and I felt horrid there wasn't anything for them.....so we got them all a rawhide toy today and said MERRY CHRISTMAS and we had FIVE happy tail waggers.....taking their toys.....and making merry.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 570776, member: 4964"] When DF went home to see his Mom and left me alone in the house for two weeks? It was great except for the prowler. Oh there really was a prowler outside trying to take the BBQ grill - but........ being alone.....in a house.....and working 12 hour shifts? I'd have NO reason on earth to put the toilet seat up. I remember distinctly leaving it DOWN.....and going to work. WHen I got home one night I walked in, nothing moved......go past the bathroom, saw the toilet seat up......and went right for my pistol. I put the girls outside and brought the boys INSIDE and gave Bull the command to "FIND" and he looked. He was working the rooms and I"m standing there thinking - YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SOB.....Come into MY house, Get past MY dogs, and then urinate in MY toilet? BOY you gotta be kidding me....and I'm ready for police and SWAT to show up with me holding the crook at bay. I was all GI Joe. We checked each room, each closet, under beds, behind doors....NOTHING. SO I go to sleep, get up, go to work, put the toilet seat down and think......Alright Mr Smartie Pants.....Think you're going to come into MY house huh? Come home that night, had my firearm with me.....walked into the house, dogs all just normal, nothing going on. Down the hall, and THERE IT IS AGAIN. Toilet seat UP. Call the big dog, do a room search, a perimeter search....I'm going to have someone going to jail tonight by golly. And .......nothing again. Quite a Puzzle. So the next morning.....and none the worse for wear.....sitting up trying to figure out WHO was stalking the BBQ grill - setting point on that all night. I went down the hall.......past the bathroom, and OUIXA......took her little head, flipped the new (not so expensive) but padded ----toilet seat up in the air, helped herself to a bowl blitz.....and stood there dripping on the carpet. Mystery solved. See we had a really heavy wooden toilet seat and it wore out -----we got a nice padded one, not expensive, and it's really light. So Putting the Lid down here.....does NOT good - Ouixa just opens the dang thing, has me running around like Black Ops in my own house after the POTTY WATER bandit. Yea I felt about () smart. I'm sure the conversation amongst the furkids could have been a worriesome one. OMG she's loosing it. What happens to us if she goes CRAZY? I don't know but pretend to find SOMETHING dangiit......she's armed and ridiculous. They're going to cart Mommy off to the nuthouse and then what? Bet they wished they had that cat of yours that could change the TV stations.....probably thought I watched too much NCIS, or Law and Order while I slept. And as far as Holidays go? I'm positive they knew it was Christmas yesterday. We didn't celebrate for many reasons, and I felt horrid there wasn't anything for them.....so we got them all a rawhide toy today and said MERRY CHRISTMAS and we had FIVE happy tail waggers.....taking their toys.....and making merry. [/QUOTE]
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