Star your posts always make my day.....I laugh, I sometimes tear up....but you always make them so special....you are special my friend! 
Because of you and your post of bacon it inspired me for this week's menu. We're going to have blts. I had a feeling you might not end up getting your bacon and eggs. Though you have given me food for thought! 
I'm sorry your garden got mauled today. Actually sounds like something that would happen at my house but I hope not. This year the family (not me as I can't do it) decided to do a garden here at the new place (with permission from LL of course). The ground got dug up first because it's never been used for such before but then tilled and treated with special fertilized soil and then sand mixed in (the dirt here is a lot of clay-like and just needs some sand in it for better mixing we were told). Next week end is planting weekend. They are putting in watermelon, pole beans, lettuce, cucumbers, peas, summer squash and I forget what else. We do the topsy turvy style for tomatoes - grape and beefsteak kinds). Hope it works out well as we all love the freshness of it and we go through a lot. I think about the money saved! I told them that they have to plant that extra row too!
Well, here's hoping to at least a peaceful ending to the day for you! 