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How to sabotage a deep fryer?
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<blockquote data-quote="gcvmom" data-source="post: 219829" data-attributes="member: 3444"><p>You could just LIE and tell him you were trying to make homemade tortilla chips when he was out and that it caught fire, and you had to use an extinguisher to put out the flames, but it ruined the unit and since there was a fire the fire department came to make sure you got it all out and THEY confiscated it because of the fire hazard it posed and they also told you that you are NOT allowed to have one in your neighborhood because of the plight of the protected pygmy moth that is ATTRACTED to smell of rancid cooking oil, only to experience a rapid, and deep-fried demise, and since it's on the endangered species list you simply could NOT ignore the risks involved and HAD to comply with their orders.</p><p> </p><p>Or some other simple explanation like that. You'll come up with something, I'm sure.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gcvmom, post: 219829, member: 3444"] You could just LIE and tell him you were trying to make homemade tortilla chips when he was out and that it caught fire, and you had to use an extinguisher to put out the flames, but it ruined the unit and since there was a fire the fire department came to make sure you got it all out and THEY confiscated it because of the fire hazard it posed and they also told you that you are NOT allowed to have one in your neighborhood because of the plight of the protected pygmy moth that is ATTRACTED to smell of rancid cooking oil, only to experience a rapid, and deep-fried demise, and since it's on the endangered species list you simply could NOT ignore the risks involved and HAD to comply with their orders. Or some other simple explanation like that. You'll come up with something, I'm sure. [/QUOTE]
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