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<blockquote data-quote="mrscatinthehat" data-source="post: 283768" data-attributes="member: 2063"><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Summer Classes for Women at</strong></span></span> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">THE</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">ADULT LEARNING CENTER</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">by Monday,</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">June </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #004080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">5,</span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2009</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM</span></span></strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 1</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat</span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..</span></span></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 2</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Round Table Discussion.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 3</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 4</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 5</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Examples on Video.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">at 7:00 PM</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 6</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Help Line Support and Support Groups.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 7</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Open Forum</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 8</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 9</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.</span></span></strong> <span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">(course given by Nancy Pelosi)</span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center"> <strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 10</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Driving Simulations.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 11</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 12</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">How to Shop by Yourself.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 13</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Class 14</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Live Demonstration.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.</span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Upon completion of<u> any</u> of the above courses, diplomas will be issued</span></span></strong> <strong><u><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">to the survivors.</span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day . . ... and to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor . . .</span></span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mrscatinthehat, post: 283768, member: 2063"] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]Summer Classes for Women at[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]THE[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]ADULT LEARNING CENTER[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]by Monday,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]June [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Tahoma]1[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]5,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]2009[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [SIZE=3][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma].[/FONT][/COLOR] [/SIZE][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 1[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 2[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Round Table Discussion.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 3[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 4[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 5[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Examples on Video.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]at 7:00 PM[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 6[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Help Line Support and Support Groups.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 7[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Open Forum[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 8[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 9[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial](course given by Nancy Pelosi)[/FONT][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 10[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Driving Simulations.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 11[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 12[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]How to Shop by Yourself.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 13[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Class 14[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma] The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma] Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Upon completion of[U] any[/U] of the above courses, diplomas will be issued[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]to the survivors.[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma]Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day . . ... and to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor . . .[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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