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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 512602" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OHHHH and ps.....you have to "act" it out too - walk around "barfy" for a while, pretend like you are having gas pains, and grab your stomach, and ask for imodium, tell everyone "OMG it must have been something I ate." Make "UGGGGGGGG" noises, and say things like "OH wow - I should have just stayed home instead of being a loyal employee and coming in to work today." FOr COMPLETE dramatic effect you can dig around and look for a TUMS in your purse or carry a bottle of Imodium - OMG how often did I think this woman and her OTHER co-hort had diarrahea - like 3x a week? What a dingle I was. It also keeps you completely away from the bathroom because you think OH GOSH she's going to WANT?NEED privacy for the diarrahea. YEAH RIGHT - she got 15 minutes of uninterrupted TEXTING and phone time in a bathroom stall - I finally busted her cohort when I followed a customer in and she was in the stall "groaning" and looked bent down to see the stroller and children....and I stood in there to wash my hands - and she thought it was "all clear" and went back to talking. THEN I figured out why these women had such bad bowel problems so many times a week. GOLLY -</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 512602, member: 4964"] OHHHH and ps.....you have to "act" it out too - walk around "barfy" for a while, pretend like you are having gas pains, and grab your stomach, and ask for imodium, tell everyone "OMG it must have been something I ate." Make "UGGGGGGGG" noises, and say things like "OH wow - I should have just stayed home instead of being a loyal employee and coming in to work today." FOr COMPLETE dramatic effect you can dig around and look for a TUMS in your purse or carry a bottle of Imodium - OMG how often did I think this woman and her OTHER co-hort had diarrahea - like 3x a week? What a dingle I was. It also keeps you completely away from the bathroom because you think OH GOSH she's going to WANT?NEED privacy for the diarrahea. YEAH RIGHT - she got 15 minutes of uninterrupted TEXTING and phone time in a bathroom stall - I finally busted her cohort when I followed a customer in and she was in the stall "groaning" and looked bent down to see the stroller and children....and I stood in there to wash my hands - and she thought it was "all clear" and went back to talking. THEN I figured out why these women had such bad bowel problems so many times a week. GOLLY - [/QUOTE]
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