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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 433935" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Oooookay I'll give you an idea of how much pity you will NOT git from me....</p><p> </p><p>I'm on the phone with my little Yankee momma....today......and I'm in the Dollar General (I'm thinking key word here Dixie General) And I say just above a whisper because I HATE to talk on the phone in public "It's too cold to go outside and sit on the patio?" and EVERYONE in the store, at the register, in line ASKS me - (as if they are in your conversation cause that's what they do here) "Where is that person?" and I said "It's Momma and she's in Ohio, it's too cold to sit on the patio today. Don't we all feel so bad for her?" ...I swear we literally heard the cricket and cockroach having a conversation in aisle three. I know for a fact I heard the eyelashes flutter of the woman behind me, and then a man said "Yeah.....we feel bad fo' yo' Moms." Then I said "Mom? You hear that?" so she said "I can FEEL the love." they all laughed and I walked out to face the blast furnace, get in my non-air conditioned care - which by the way here in Columbia means not only am I poor I am braver than brave. And told her she was welcome to come here and sweat with me because now even the dog pool is looking preeeety good. </p><p> </p><p>When I do get North? I am going to Cleveland, joining the Polar Bear club and diving into Lake Erie in December naked. It will take me about 3 months to actually FEEL how cold it is or catch a chlil I am THAT hot. Even today when the doctor wanted to write me a script for high blood pressure medications? I said I bet it's just the fact I have NO AC in my car.......I refused. I'm telling you - HOT is great - This hot? Is helk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 433935, member: 4964"] Oooookay I'll give you an idea of how much pity you will NOT git from me.... I'm on the phone with my little Yankee momma....today......and I'm in the Dollar General (I'm thinking key word here Dixie General) And I say just above a whisper because I HATE to talk on the phone in public "It's too cold to go outside and sit on the patio?" and EVERYONE in the store, at the register, in line ASKS me - (as if they are in your conversation cause that's what they do here) "Where is that person?" and I said "It's Momma and she's in Ohio, it's too cold to sit on the patio today. Don't we all feel so bad for her?" ...I swear we literally heard the cricket and cockroach having a conversation in aisle three. I know for a fact I heard the eyelashes flutter of the woman behind me, and then a man said "Yeah.....we feel bad fo' yo' Moms." Then I said "Mom? You hear that?" so she said "I can FEEL the love." they all laughed and I walked out to face the blast furnace, get in my non-air conditioned care - which by the way here in Columbia means not only am I poor I am braver than brave. And told her she was welcome to come here and sweat with me because now even the dog pool is looking preeeety good. When I do get North? I am going to Cleveland, joining the Polar Bear club and diving into Lake Erie in December naked. It will take me about 3 months to actually FEEL how cold it is or catch a chlil I am THAT hot. Even today when the doctor wanted to write me a script for high blood pressure medications? I said I bet it's just the fact I have NO AC in my car.......I refused. I'm telling you - HOT is great - This hot? Is helk. [/QUOTE]
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