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I wish I could learn to fall asleep.
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 218000" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Dear madame.......</p><p> </p><p>Do you have trouble falling asleep? Do racing thoughts round the corners and banks of your brain drafting behind anxiety, worry and impending daily thoughts? Would you rather be sleeping than purusing the internet at 3:00 AM? </p><p> </p><p>Introducing N.A.S.C.A.R. Nightime, Additional, Sleep, Course, And, Rescue. </p><p> </p><p>With our program you'll literally be driven....to sleep. You'll get all the tips and tricks for getting a quality nights sleep. Included in our program is one totally butt boring book 9567 pages long on prehistoric Russian rocks and plants, a video of a common yawn that loops over and over and over and YAWn.....OVER...herbal tea packages to read and if you order today an electric non-whistling tea kettle. And as a bonus we'll include a Ronco lullaby machine. This little diddy puts pictures of little lambs and kittens on your bedroom ceiling, sprays a fine mist of soft scent in the air and has white noise effect that you control with a remote. </p><p> </p><p>For the low low introductory price of $1,685,493.12 - a good nights sleep can be yours. </p><p> </p><p>Worry free/Risk free - </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">tax,tag, and license not included, may not be available in all areas, subject to promotional fees, finders fees, sleep habit fees, fees, and more fees yet to be determined.</span> </p><p> </p><p>Nothing equalls a good nights sleep - hope my solution bores you to snores</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 218000, member: 4964"] Dear madame....... Do you have trouble falling asleep? Do racing thoughts round the corners and banks of your brain drafting behind anxiety, worry and impending daily thoughts? Would you rather be sleeping than purusing the internet at 3:00 AM? Introducing N.A.S.C.A.R. Nightime, Additional, Sleep, Course, And, Rescue. With our program you'll literally be driven....to sleep. You'll get all the tips and tricks for getting a quality nights sleep. Included in our program is one totally butt boring book 9567 pages long on prehistoric Russian rocks and plants, a video of a common yawn that loops over and over and over and YAWn.....OVER...herbal tea packages to read and if you order today an electric non-whistling tea kettle. And as a bonus we'll include a Ronco lullaby machine. This little diddy puts pictures of little lambs and kittens on your bedroom ceiling, sprays a fine mist of soft scent in the air and has white noise effect that you control with a remote. For the low low introductory price of $1,685,493.12 - a good nights sleep can be yours. Worry free/Risk free - [SIZE=1]tax,tag, and license not included, may not be available in all areas, subject to promotional fees, finders fees, sleep habit fees, fees, and more fees yet to be determined.[/SIZE] Nothing equalls a good nights sleep - hope my solution bores you to snores [/QUOTE]
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