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<blockquote data-quote="Marguerite" data-source="post: 165592" data-attributes="member: 1991"><p>OK, while we're talking politics - and you probably won't get this, since it's Australian and relates to news conferences in Japan from a couple of days ago:</p><p></p><p>Kevin Rudd (new Prime Minister of Australia): "We feel there is always room for diplomacy with the chicken to ask it to stop crossing the road in future, we are going to discuss road crossing at the table together. Only if talks fail will we take the chicken to court for crossing the road into our territory and killing worms in the Southern Worm Sanctuary."</p><p></p><p>John Howard (former PM of Australia): "While we're not exactly thrilled that the chicken keeps crossing the road into the Southern Worm Sanctuary to hunt for worms, we feel the appropriate forum is the International Worming Commission. The chicken says he's killing worms for scientific research and not primarily to eat them. I got one of my people to telephone one of the chicken's people to let them know I wasn't very happy. But hey, they're only worms. Trade with the chicken is far more important and complex; I'm not surprised that ordinary people like Kevin Rudd don't understand this. You need a leader like me who can grasp the complexities and make these important decisions."</p><p></p><p>Russell Crowe: Pass me that phone. Hey, I only want to telephone the chicken's people too!</p><p></p><p>Steve Irwin: Did you get a load of that chicken! Crikey, what a beauty!</p><p></p><p>Paul Hogan (alternatively, "Alf" [Ray Meagher] from "Home and Away"): Flamin' chicken...</p><p></p><p>Marg</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marguerite, post: 165592, member: 1991"] OK, while we're talking politics - and you probably won't get this, since it's Australian and relates to news conferences in Japan from a couple of days ago: Kevin Rudd (new Prime Minister of Australia): "We feel there is always room for diplomacy with the chicken to ask it to stop crossing the road in future, we are going to discuss road crossing at the table together. Only if talks fail will we take the chicken to court for crossing the road into our territory and killing worms in the Southern Worm Sanctuary." John Howard (former PM of Australia): "While we're not exactly thrilled that the chicken keeps crossing the road into the Southern Worm Sanctuary to hunt for worms, we feel the appropriate forum is the International Worming Commission. The chicken says he's killing worms for scientific research and not primarily to eat them. I got one of my people to telephone one of the chicken's people to let them know I wasn't very happy. But hey, they're only worms. Trade with the chicken is far more important and complex; I'm not surprised that ordinary people like Kevin Rudd don't understand this. You need a leader like me who can grasp the complexities and make these important decisions." Russell Crowe: Pass me that phone. Hey, I only want to telephone the chicken's people too! Steve Irwin: Did you get a load of that chicken! Crikey, what a beauty! Paul Hogan (alternatively, "Alf" [Ray Meagher] from "Home and Away"): Flamin' chicken... Marg [/QUOTE]
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