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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 166085" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Star: There really was NO chicken. It was all a conspiracy theory and a ploy to make you watch an area of the road designated for anticipation of a chicken cross, and in the mean time your difficult child got into your purse, took your ATM card, got the code from your not so secret anymore hiding place, grabbed your spare keys, took off in your NEW Hummer, joy rided with 12 of his best new friends, ate lunch at a restaurant they could not even pronounce but because it was expensive they used your card, and then went to have icecream at Ben and Jerrys, came back 3 days later with someone's 1978 GEO and put the keys and bank card back ten told YOU he needed a ride to work. All the while WE were watching for that chicken to cross the road.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 166085, member: 4964"] Star: There really was NO chicken. It was all a conspiracy theory and a ploy to make you watch an area of the road designated for anticipation of a chicken cross, and in the mean time your difficult child got into your purse, took your ATM card, got the code from your not so secret anymore hiding place, grabbed your spare keys, took off in your NEW Hummer, joy rided with 12 of his best new friends, ate lunch at a restaurant they could not even pronounce but because it was expensive they used your card, and then went to have icecream at Ben and Jerrys, came back 3 days later with someone's 1978 GEO and put the keys and bank card back ten told YOU he needed a ride to work. All the while WE were watching for that chicken to cross the road. [/QUOTE]
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