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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 310305" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>Oh now Linda....stop your whining.</p><p></p><p>Depression? We'll just load you up...I think 3 AD's ought to do it.</p><p></p><p>Low physical activity? Hmmm...a stimulant should do the trick. No wait. Better make it three just in case. No need for that piddly PT because the pills will give you all the energy you need to zip around, run errands, redo your entire yard and do house projects yourself. Plus you'll be able to crank out painting after painting in what will most likely be a Jackson Pollack style. I know you prefer still lifes but this is much more suited to your new engergetic style. </p><p></p><p>Pain? Well, let's alternate between Vicodin, Percocet and the occasional Demoral shot. Don't worry about the shot...we'll send yet one more person into your home to give it to you.</p><p></p><p>Of course with the stims, you may have trouble sleeping so let's throw in a couple or five downers for evening. *tapping chin while thinking on this* That may make you drowsy in the morning though before your regular doses of stims so lets give you one to take before you even get out of bed. If you have trouble waking up, we'll send an aide in to give it to you.</p><p></p><p>That should have you back on your feet in no time. There may be some addiction issues down the road but don't worry....we have more pills for that. And then there could be some tremors but we've got something for that too.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>See! We've got you all set up now. Why worry? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/winks.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":winks:" title="winks :winks:" data-shortname=":winks:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 310305, member: 2459"] Oh now Linda....stop your whining. Depression? We'll just load you up...I think 3 AD's ought to do it. Low physical activity? Hmmm...a stimulant should do the trick. No wait. Better make it three just in case. No need for that piddly PT because the pills will give you all the energy you need to zip around, run errands, redo your entire yard and do house projects yourself. Plus you'll be able to crank out painting after painting in what will most likely be a Jackson Pollack style. I know you prefer still lifes but this is much more suited to your new engergetic style. Pain? Well, let's alternate between Vicodin, Percocet and the occasional Demoral shot. Don't worry about the shot...we'll send yet one more person into your home to give it to you. Of course with the stims, you may have trouble sleeping so let's throw in a couple or five downers for evening. *tapping chin while thinking on this* That may make you drowsy in the morning though before your regular doses of stims so lets give you one to take before you even get out of bed. If you have trouble waking up, we'll send an aide in to give it to you. That should have you back on your feet in no time. There may be some addiction issues down the road but don't worry....we have more pills for that. And then there could be some tremors but we've got something for that too. See! We've got you all set up now. Why worry? :winks: [/QUOTE]
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