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Life update - The Biker and the Xanax Weasle
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 481021" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>You know........I told the people at work.....and they all stood there laughing and said "well at least this is only ONE incident in your life." and I blinked blindly and said "Oh ......you missunderstand, this is a day in my life, I wasn't at the bathroom door trying to get in, I was laying in the bed listening at first and then fumbling for the remote to turn the volume up on my televison - sooner or later I knew he'd kill it.......it was all just a matter of time. These sorts of things happen all the time in our house - like the time he had back surgery and challenged the Mother raccoon in the back of the dump truck diner serving her kits - while pushing his walker, and shaking his cane at the now angry sow across the field yelling "Hey you raccoon git outta my trash........Man she was big-----but boy he was fast." (a story for them for another time) </p><p></p><p>And I've yet to even let them in on - getting my tongue stuck in the beaters of the mixer......or popping the bubble wrap in the inside of my shoes while walking across the floor of the office - thinking I could use it for poor mans Jellin' insoles.......- they just have NO idea......Fairly certain they'll catch on eventually - but ya just never know. </p><p></p><p>Terry - Gimme some time and I'm sure I'll come up with the punch line for that -lol </p><p></p><p>Susie* - ROFLM weasleball off.....OMG had NOT thought of that......they come through the store all.the.time----(evil eyebrow raises) -----no.no. I promised. bwhahahahahahah </p><p></p><p>Step and STang.........FORrrrrrrrrrrrr shame........PM me for the address.......bwhahahahahah.......I'll put it in the tub.......and tie fishing string around it's nose........and pull the rest of the line out the door.......and wait until he's on the toilet one night..........and then jerk that string and watch that friggin weasle pop out from behind the shower curtain, over the tub, across the floor and out under the bathroom door........ROFLMAOPMP....and I think........EVIL genius......he'll at least be sitting in the right spot.....and have his weapon at the ready. (OMG) too funny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 481021, member: 4964"] You know........I told the people at work.....and they all stood there laughing and said "well at least this is only ONE incident in your life." and I blinked blindly and said "Oh ......you missunderstand, this is a day in my life, I wasn't at the bathroom door trying to get in, I was laying in the bed listening at first and then fumbling for the remote to turn the volume up on my televison - sooner or later I knew he'd kill it.......it was all just a matter of time. These sorts of things happen all the time in our house - like the time he had back surgery and challenged the Mother raccoon in the back of the dump truck diner serving her kits - while pushing his walker, and shaking his cane at the now angry sow across the field yelling "Hey you raccoon git outta my trash........Man she was big-----but boy he was fast." (a story for them for another time) And I've yet to even let them in on - getting my tongue stuck in the beaters of the mixer......or popping the bubble wrap in the inside of my shoes while walking across the floor of the office - thinking I could use it for poor mans Jellin' insoles.......- they just have NO idea......Fairly certain they'll catch on eventually - but ya just never know. Terry - Gimme some time and I'm sure I'll come up with the punch line for that -lol Susie* - ROFLM weasleball off.....OMG had NOT thought of that......they come through the store all.the.time----(evil eyebrow raises) -----no.no. I promised. bwhahahahahahah Step and STang.........FORrrrrrrrrrrrr shame........PM me for the address.......bwhahahahahah.......I'll put it in the tub.......and tie fishing string around it's nose........and pull the rest of the line out the door.......and wait until he's on the toilet one night..........and then jerk that string and watch that friggin weasle pop out from behind the shower curtain, over the tub, across the floor and out under the bathroom door........ROFLMAOPMP....and I think........EVIL genius......he'll at least be sitting in the right spot.....and have his weapon at the ready. (OMG) too funny. [/QUOTE]
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