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<blockquote data-quote="butterflydreams" data-source="post: 258524"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">I thought I would share this, I received this today in a email.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><span style="font-size: 9px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #0013fe"><span style="color: #0013FE"><strong>The Best Smart Axx Answers of 2008!!</strong></span></span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="color: #147f80"><span style="color: #147F80"><strong>SMART Axx ANSWER #6</strong></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">It was mealtime during an airline flight.. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">'Yes or no,' she replied.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="color: #7c0e7f"><span style="color: #7C0E7F"><strong> SMART Axx ANSWER #5</strong></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #187f0a"><span style="color: #187F0A"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>SMART Axx ANSWER #4</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="color: #fa1305"><span style="color: #FA1305"><strong> SMART Axx ANSWER #3</strong></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #f81cfe"><span style="color: #F81CFE"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>SMART Axx ANSWER #2</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it.. Cars are backed up for miles. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0013fe"><span style="color: #0013FE"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>SMART Axx <u>ANSWER OF THE YEAR</u> 2008!!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-*** student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #f81cfe"><span style="color: #F81CFE"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A BONUS <u>EXTRA</u></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="butterflydreams, post: 258524"] [SIZE=2]I thought I would share this, I received this today in a email. [/SIZE][SIZE=1][B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#0013fe][COLOR=#0013FE][B]The Best Smart Axx Answers of 2008!![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][SIZE=1] [/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#147f80][COLOR=#147F80][B]SMART Axx ANSWER #6[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]It was mealtime during an airline flight.. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]'Yes or no,' she replied.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#7c0e7f][COLOR=#7C0E7F][B] SMART Axx ANSWER #5[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#187f0a][COLOR=#187F0A][FONT=Arial][B]SMART Axx ANSWER #4[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=#fa1305][COLOR=#FA1305][B] SMART Axx ANSWER #3[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#f81cfe][COLOR=#F81CFE][FONT=Arial][B]SMART Axx ANSWER #2[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it.. Cars are backed up for miles. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#0013fe][COLOR=#0013FE][FONT=Arial][B]SMART Axx [U]ANSWER OF THE YEAR[/U] 2008!![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-*** student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#f81cfe][COLOR=#F81CFE][FONT=Arial][B]A BONUS [U]EXTRA[/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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