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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 556464" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>i would probably be looking at the cost of spike strips. Seriously. Or else I would declare that area off limits to your kids and dump a box of nails/thumbtacks in the area. Later you can go and dig them up. It is not your fault if they get flat tires from driving on your property. It would prove that htey did drive on your property also. When they whine about their tires, tell them that you accidentally dropped the nails and haven't had time to pick them up yet. And SMILE that smile that says that of course you didn't accidentally drop them, but you won't ever admit it.</p><p></p><p>I would also think about a security camera so you would have them on film.</p><p></p><p>Why not put some thought into how you can best make them miserable? What can you do that the cops won't bother with but will drive them nuts? Maybe put a cd player outside and blast Barney songs at them all day? Trust me, 30 min of Barney songs and they will be unable to get the songs out of their head for all day. </p><p></p><p>Or play Gregorian chants and have 'rituals' on the lawn when they are home. Tell them that you are putting a hex on them. Use some black candles, get one of those sage smudge sticks (I found one on ebay for $0.99 plus $1.49 shipping) and maybe a can with dry beans in it or maracas or a tambourine, or even a drum. Chant in Latin, dance around (maybe with a loose dress or even a sheet wrapped toga style or a cape, whatever) play the drums or the tambourine or shake the can of dry beans. Don't be quiet about it. You WANT them to notice. Maybe get some bones from chicken that you had for dinner and tie the bones into little bags with some dirt, some type of spice that has an odor, a marble or rocks, whatever. Put these on the property on your side of the line. tie a few bags like that on any trees or shrubbery or on the dowels marking the property line. Make sure that you tell the neighbor they are gris-gris bags (used in voodoo, but these are not actually voodoo or anything like that - but you want the neighbor to think they are. </p><p></p><p>You have enough creativity to pull this off, and it is entirely possible that they will believe that you are hexing them or putting a spell on them. Tell them your land is sacred to your religion and by driving across your offering to the spirits (the rhubarb patch) they have angered the spirits and the spirits will punish them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 556464, member: 1233"] i would probably be looking at the cost of spike strips. Seriously. Or else I would declare that area off limits to your kids and dump a box of nails/thumbtacks in the area. Later you can go and dig them up. It is not your fault if they get flat tires from driving on your property. It would prove that htey did drive on your property also. When they whine about their tires, tell them that you accidentally dropped the nails and haven't had time to pick them up yet. And SMILE that smile that says that of course you didn't accidentally drop them, but you won't ever admit it. I would also think about a security camera so you would have them on film. Why not put some thought into how you can best make them miserable? What can you do that the cops won't bother with but will drive them nuts? Maybe put a cd player outside and blast Barney songs at them all day? Trust me, 30 min of Barney songs and they will be unable to get the songs out of their head for all day. Or play Gregorian chants and have 'rituals' on the lawn when they are home. Tell them that you are putting a hex on them. Use some black candles, get one of those sage smudge sticks (I found one on ebay for $0.99 plus $1.49 shipping) and maybe a can with dry beans in it or maracas or a tambourine, or even a drum. Chant in Latin, dance around (maybe with a loose dress or even a sheet wrapped toga style or a cape, whatever) play the drums or the tambourine or shake the can of dry beans. Don't be quiet about it. You WANT them to notice. Maybe get some bones from chicken that you had for dinner and tie the bones into little bags with some dirt, some type of spice that has an odor, a marble or rocks, whatever. Put these on the property on your side of the line. tie a few bags like that on any trees or shrubbery or on the dowels marking the property line. Make sure that you tell the neighbor they are gris-gris bags (used in voodoo, but these are not actually voodoo or anything like that - but you want the neighbor to think they are. You have enough creativity to pull this off, and it is entirely possible that they will believe that you are hexing them or putting a spell on them. Tell them your land is sacred to your religion and by driving across your offering to the spirits (the rhubarb patch) they have angered the spirits and the spirits will punish them. [/QUOTE]
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