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No, Chaosuncontained, I'M a monster...
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 481638" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Howdy - </p><p></p><p>----You're not a monster until -</p><p> You are NOT Catholic...</p><p>You sneak into a Catholic Church with a plastic jar and dump the bubbles out in the bushes outside before entering</p><p>You pretend you know how to do the cross sign with your hand at your head and heart so no one will suspect you are NOT Catholic </p><p>You find the Holy water -water fountain - fountain in the corner and dip the empty plastic bubble container in it quicky, quietly - and sneak back out backwards cause you arent sure how that's done either. </p><p>Get in your car and feel like you have stolen GOLD from God.....</p><p>Get home and pin your kid down on his mattress and dump the HOLY water on him while screaming the ONLY lines you know from the Exorcist - "The power of Christ Compells YOU" </p><p></p><p>While your kid looks up at you, laughing - then mortified -------and you end up throwing the bubble container at the window, screaming more obscenities than Linda Blair, storm out of the room and truly believe his biological father is Satan. </p><p></p><p>Yeah Methusala - Come talk to me. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p>Cause it only got better from there...........You're human.........We all are. </p><p>(most of us anyway, I'm not including the X - I'm pretty sure he's poking people with a pitchfork at the crossroads)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 481638, member: 4964"] Howdy - ----You're not a monster until - You are NOT Catholic... You sneak into a Catholic Church with a plastic jar and dump the bubbles out in the bushes outside before entering You pretend you know how to do the cross sign with your hand at your head and heart so no one will suspect you are NOT Catholic You find the Holy water -water fountain - fountain in the corner and dip the empty plastic bubble container in it quicky, quietly - and sneak back out backwards cause you arent sure how that's done either. Get in your car and feel like you have stolen GOLD from God..... Get home and pin your kid down on his mattress and dump the HOLY water on him while screaming the ONLY lines you know from the Exorcist - "The power of Christ Compells YOU" While your kid looks up at you, laughing - then mortified -------and you end up throwing the bubble container at the window, screaming more obscenities than Linda Blair, storm out of the room and truly believe his biological father is Satan. Yeah Methusala - Come talk to me. :-) Cause it only got better from there...........You're human.........We all are. (most of us anyway, I'm not including the X - I'm pretty sure he's poking people with a pitchfork at the crossroads) [/QUOTE]
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