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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 392939" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I'd tape my Decembers check to a box of that dog food - COME AND GET IT .........</p><p> </p><p>I'd roll it in the dirt, spray water on it, step on it, roll the wheels of my car/truck over it - and then hand deliver it TODAY saying - I mailed this on the 15th of NOVEMEBER so that you'd get it on the 1st of DECEMBER - YOU ARE SO RIGHT - MAIL- HRUMPH - UNRELIABLE - MY CHECK IS ALWAYS THERE ON THE FIRST! UGH - then stomp off angry. </p><p> </p><p>I'd wait until 11:59 PM on December 6th - knock on her door and say - "I do have until the 7th of every month to pay....right? I mean I had NO idea until you emailed me on November 30th and I checked the lease.....thanks for letting me know I had an extra week to play with your money." </p><p> </p><p>I'd dress in my I dream of Jeanie outfit - and stand on her porch, with both my hands outstretched, check in it - blinking and blinking and blinking until she opened the door - and then I'd say -----"Well apparently THAT doesn't work - I started doing this days ago, guess I'll go back to my old system of mailing it so you have it on the first as usual." </p><p> </p><p>No.....I'd put it in a box that says Open 1 box a day , in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box,,,,,,,,,,and set it on her front porch on Nov. 22nd......then put a tag on it that says DON'T OPEN 'TIL DEC. 1st. </p><p> </p><p>I'd give her a treasure map - that ended at my house on Dec. 1st. with the prize being her rent check? </p><p> </p><p>I'd show up to pay my rent with a Tshirt on that says "WHAT PART OF DEC. 1st DIDn"T YOU THINK I UNDERSTOOD?" </p><p> </p><p>Seriously? (yes, I can be that too) </p><p> </p><p>I'd change my phone number, and email, hand her the check and tell her - "I'll see you JANUARY 1st - we'll be celebrating Dec. 31 with family and not available. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. If you are intending to spend the New Year holiday with your family please inform me now so we can make arrangements for January's rent to be collected on January 2nd as we will be spending our holiday with family. Thanks. Daisyface. </p><p> </p><p>If she doesn't catch a hint from that? She's hopeless and I wouldn't worry about her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 392939, member: 4964"] I'd tape my Decembers check to a box of that dog food - COME AND GET IT ......... I'd roll it in the dirt, spray water on it, step on it, roll the wheels of my car/truck over it - and then hand deliver it TODAY saying - I mailed this on the 15th of NOVEMEBER so that you'd get it on the 1st of DECEMBER - YOU ARE SO RIGHT - MAIL- HRUMPH - UNRELIABLE - MY CHECK IS ALWAYS THERE ON THE FIRST! UGH - then stomp off angry. I'd wait until 11:59 PM on December 6th - knock on her door and say - "I do have until the 7th of every month to pay....right? I mean I had NO idea until you emailed me on November 30th and I checked the lease.....thanks for letting me know I had an extra week to play with your money." I'd dress in my I dream of Jeanie outfit - and stand on her porch, with both my hands outstretched, check in it - blinking and blinking and blinking until she opened the door - and then I'd say -----"Well apparently THAT doesn't work - I started doing this days ago, guess I'll go back to my old system of mailing it so you have it on the first as usual." No.....I'd put it in a box that says Open 1 box a day , in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box, in a box,,,,,,,,,,and set it on her front porch on Nov. 22nd......then put a tag on it that says DON'T OPEN 'TIL DEC. 1st. I'd give her a treasure map - that ended at my house on Dec. 1st. with the prize being her rent check? I'd show up to pay my rent with a Tshirt on that says "WHAT PART OF DEC. 1st DIDn"T YOU THINK I UNDERSTOOD?" Seriously? (yes, I can be that too) I'd change my phone number, and email, hand her the check and tell her - "I'll see you JANUARY 1st - we'll be celebrating Dec. 31 with family and not available. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. If you are intending to spend the New Year holiday with your family please inform me now so we can make arrangements for January's rent to be collected on January 2nd as we will be spending our holiday with family. Thanks. Daisyface. If she doesn't catch a hint from that? She's hopeless and I wouldn't worry about her. [/QUOTE]
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