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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 518119" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>I've gotta share this one ... it happened to the mother of my hair dresser, a nice lady who is well in to her 70's and lives about a block away from me. She had just been to the store and came back with several bags of groceries and a MONSTER size watermelon. She got out of her car and and staggered up to her front door lugging this huge watermelon. She set it down on a bench on her porch, went back to get her other groceries and set them on the bench next to the watermelon while she dug through her purse looking for her house keys. A young guy snuck up behind her while she was turned around unlocking her door, grabbed her by the shoulder and slung her down! He grabbed her purse and her grocery bags, and then in a fit of extreme greediness, he hoisted her watermelon up too and tried to run off down the street with it all! Of course he didn't get very far because it's difficult to run very fast while you're juggling an extremely heavy watermelon! So this d*mn fool is slowly (and comically!) staggering down the street with her watermelon, her purse and her groceries while the poor lady was screaming her head off. Her screams got the attention of all her neighbors who came running out to see what was going on and they quickly jumped on the guy and pinned him down till the police came. The idiot might have made it too if he wasn't greedy enough to go for the watermelon too! Luckily the lady wasn't hurt, just scared silly. In retrospect it's almost funny but it just goes to show you that you should never say, "Things like that don't happen here!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 518119, member: 1883"] I've gotta share this one ... it happened to the mother of my hair dresser, a nice lady who is well in to her 70's and lives about a block away from me. She had just been to the store and came back with several bags of groceries and a MONSTER size watermelon. She got out of her car and and staggered up to her front door lugging this huge watermelon. She set it down on a bench on her porch, went back to get her other groceries and set them on the bench next to the watermelon while she dug through her purse looking for her house keys. A young guy snuck up behind her while she was turned around unlocking her door, grabbed her by the shoulder and slung her down! He grabbed her purse and her grocery bags, and then in a fit of extreme greediness, he hoisted her watermelon up too and tried to run off down the street with it all! Of course he didn't get very far because it's difficult to run very fast while you're juggling an extremely heavy watermelon! So this d*mn fool is slowly (and comically!) staggering down the street with her watermelon, her purse and her groceries while the poor lady was screaming her head off. Her screams got the attention of all her neighbors who came running out to see what was going on and they quickly jumped on the guy and pinned him down till the police came. The idiot might have made it too if he wasn't greedy enough to go for the watermelon too! Luckily the lady wasn't hurt, just scared silly. In retrospect it's almost funny but it just goes to show you that you should never say, "Things like that don't happen here!" [/QUOTE]
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