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<blockquote data-quote="AnnieO" data-source="post: 684039" data-attributes="member: 6705"><p>...If she locks herself in her room and pierces her hips, and you shrug because she's not hurting anyone else...</p><p>...If you hear her leave in the middle on the night, and you can actually go to sleep when she does, because no more drama for a few hours...</p><p>...If you are relieved when she is in jail...</p><p>...If you research all the legal, safe ways to sneak soporifics into their food...</p><p>...If the local cops let you out of a speeding ticket, because G-F-G...</p><p>...If you aim a motion-sensing air freshener at their bedroom door...</p><p>...If you stop inviting them to dinner because they won't eat with you, and then they tell your friends you don't feed them...</p><p>...If their "friends" have parents who call you when your kid shows up unannounced at 9 PM... AGAIN...</p><p>...If you then have a neurotypical child and don't know how to handle how easy they are...</p><p>...If you have to lock up specific items such as food (candy, sugar, soda pop, Ovaltine, string cheese, sliced cheese, freezer meals for work), knives, glasses, purses, incense, lighters, citronella candles (don't even ask)...</p><p>...If you have broken door frames all over the house...</p><p>AND</p><p>...If you have found petrified ice cream hidden somewhere odd, several years later.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AnnieO, post: 684039, member: 6705"] ...If she locks herself in her room and pierces her hips, and you shrug because she's not hurting anyone else... ...If you hear her leave in the middle on the night, and you can actually go to sleep when she does, because no more drama for a few hours... ...If you are relieved when she is in jail... ...If you research all the legal, safe ways to sneak soporifics into their food... ...If the local cops let you out of a speeding ticket, because G-F-G... ...If you aim a motion-sensing air freshener at their bedroom door... ...If you stop inviting them to dinner because they won't eat with you, and then they tell your friends you don't feed them... ...If their "friends" have parents who call you when your kid shows up unannounced at 9 PM... AGAIN... ...If you then have a neurotypical child and don't know how to handle how easy they are... ...If you have to lock up specific items such as food (candy, sugar, soda pop, Ovaltine, string cheese, sliced cheese, freezer meals for work), knives, glasses, purses, incense, lighters, citronella candles (don't even ask)... ...If you have broken door frames all over the house... AND ...If you have found petrified ice cream hidden somewhere odd, several years later. [/QUOTE]
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