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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 318087" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Put the Degu in the mail box - the should avoid further odd mail and potentially could result in the omission of further bills. </p><p></p><p>Connect the nosey neighbor with the Sports nut - seems they are both bored and would have scads to talk about. Since your Minnesotian neighbors like to talk on the phone - it's win/win for them both. </p><p></p><p>Do inventory in the nude while smoking - and well I don't think you'd have to worry about volunteering for ANYTHING anymore - I bet you'd get a better job offer too. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> This is like - killing 2 birds et al. Wait 3 - nude, smoking inventory - (sorry my math is off this am) </p><p></p><p>DO attend the neighbors dinner - except throw up THERE - that will further eliminate future invitations forever. Promise. AND put your phone on call forward for all the relatives to call you there. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> - again, multitasking is a lost art. </p><p></p><p>Who eats Cheerios when they are barfy? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /> - Maybe if you step out on the back porch to have a smoke - you can send up smoke signals to the neighbor to ask the other neighbor to bring you some soup? <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/alien.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":alien:" title="alien :alien:" data-shortname=":alien:" /></p><p></p><p>FEEL BETTER - oh and have someone knit Knuckles a sweater - that mail box may get cold.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 318087, member: 4964"] Put the Degu in the mail box - the should avoid further odd mail and potentially could result in the omission of further bills. Connect the nosey neighbor with the Sports nut - seems they are both bored and would have scads to talk about. Since your Minnesotian neighbors like to talk on the phone - it's win/win for them both. Do inventory in the nude while smoking - and well I don't think you'd have to worry about volunteering for ANYTHING anymore - I bet you'd get a better job offer too. :raspberry-tounge: This is like - killing 2 birds et al. Wait 3 - nude, smoking inventory - (sorry my math is off this am) DO attend the neighbors dinner - except throw up THERE - that will further eliminate future invitations forever. Promise. AND put your phone on call forward for all the relatives to call you there. :winking: - again, multitasking is a lost art. Who eats Cheerios when they are barfy? :sick: - Maybe if you step out on the back porch to have a smoke - you can send up smoke signals to the neighbor to ask the other neighbor to bring you some soup? :alien: FEEL BETTER - oh and have someone knit Knuckles a sweater - that mail box may get cold. [/QUOTE]
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