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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 281440" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>So what are some viable solutions? </p><p> </p><p>I got tapped on the shoulder this morning while in line at the post office. There's the counter - two people working. Taped line on the floor indicating STAND HERE FOR SERVICE....and behind the first person standing behind the tape was another person close enough to count the hairs on her neck. </p><p> </p><p>I HATE that- I want to yell STAND BACK - you're too close. Sometimes I've even stepped backwards and stepped on the person and then said "WOW you were really close." or "Did you need something from me? and insert fake laugh - My kids don't even get that close to me." but it never fails they never move - and I find myself WISHING I had eaten an entire head of cabbage without taking BEANO. </p><p> </p><p>So when I was the 2nd person in line - I did NOT stand breathing close to the person behind the tape and a man 12th in line yelled up to me to MOVE UP. I got tapped on the shoulder by the guy behind me and when I turned around he was () right there and said "The guy back there said move up." and pointed him out. I looked at they boy and said "Two words Dude - TIC TAC. then looked over and here was this older man guesturing me to move up in line directly behind this woman. So I said "I'm not moving up - Why don't YOU BACK UP and give everyone their own space? then I got even more angry and said "IF I want someone up my kiester I'll pay a professional proctologist." and with that I bought my stamps, while some chuckled, the old man stared angrily and the guy behind me did the pit to nose test for smellability. On the way out I shook my head and the guy behind me was in the process of smelling his freshly licked hand for the breath test. I wanted to say TRUST ME JUNIOR - IT STUNK, but held my tongue and left. I could have added and you didn't take a shower - you wash your clothes in cheap laundry detergent, your feet have a stench like a 4 day old road kill squirrel and you are NOT wearing socks. OMG.....Germophobic and Proximitist. GAW....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/whiteflag.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":whiteflag:" title="whiteflag :whiteflag:" data-shortname=":whiteflag:" /></p><p> </p><p>Star - </p><p>Wishing they'll bring back the hoop skirt. And hygiene.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 281440, member: 4964"] So what are some viable solutions? I got tapped on the shoulder this morning while in line at the post office. There's the counter - two people working. Taped line on the floor indicating STAND HERE FOR SERVICE....and behind the first person standing behind the tape was another person close enough to count the hairs on her neck. I HATE that- I want to yell STAND BACK - you're too close. Sometimes I've even stepped backwards and stepped on the person and then said "WOW you were really close." or "Did you need something from me? and insert fake laugh - My kids don't even get that close to me." but it never fails they never move - and I find myself WISHING I had eaten an entire head of cabbage without taking BEANO. So when I was the 2nd person in line - I did NOT stand breathing close to the person behind the tape and a man 12th in line yelled up to me to MOVE UP. I got tapped on the shoulder by the guy behind me and when I turned around he was () right there and said "The guy back there said move up." and pointed him out. I looked at they boy and said "Two words Dude - TIC TAC. then looked over and here was this older man guesturing me to move up in line directly behind this woman. So I said "I'm not moving up - Why don't YOU BACK UP and give everyone their own space? then I got even more angry and said "IF I want someone up my kiester I'll pay a professional proctologist." and with that I bought my stamps, while some chuckled, the old man stared angrily and the guy behind me did the pit to nose test for smellability. On the way out I shook my head and the guy behind me was in the process of smelling his freshly licked hand for the breath test. I wanted to say TRUST ME JUNIOR - IT STUNK, but held my tongue and left. I could have added and you didn't take a shower - you wash your clothes in cheap laundry detergent, your feet have a stench like a 4 day old road kill squirrel and you are NOT wearing socks. OMG.....Germophobic and Proximitist. GAW....:whiteflag: Star - Wishing they'll bring back the hoop skirt. And hygiene. [/QUOTE]
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