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<blockquote data-quote="DS3" data-source="post: 472216" data-attributes="member: 12441"><p>Found myself on a quote site this morning. The colored ones are the ones that I laughed at. Enjoy! </p><p></p><p>Children Quotes: </p><p></p><p>Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #800080">Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. ~Author Unknown (Especially if they have Echolilia, and just in case you didn't hear it the first time, they'll repeat it for hours!)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #8b4513">You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones (Found that one out. Some days are better then others. I think we all understand). </span></p><p></p><p>We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Stacia Tauscher</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #0000cd">Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. ~Jerry Seinfeld (This speaks for itself). </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #b22222">Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~Phyllis Diller (Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself!)</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008000"><u>Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher (OMG, this guy knows what I go through every night!)</u></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #008080">If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe (Ain't that the truth!)</span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008080"><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/Graemlins/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DS3, post: 472216, member: 12441"] Found myself on a quote site this morning. The colored ones are the ones that I laughed at. Enjoy! Children Quotes: Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones [COLOR=#800080]Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. ~Author Unknown (Especially if they have Echolilia, and just in case you didn't hear it the first time, they'll repeat it for hours!)[/COLOR] [COLOR=#8b4513]You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones (Found that one out. Some days are better then others. I think we all understand). [/COLOR] We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. ~Stacia Tauscher [COLOR=#0000cd]Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. ~Jerry Seinfeld (This speaks for itself). [/COLOR] [COLOR=#b22222]Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~Phyllis Diller (Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself!)[/COLOR] [COLOR=#008000][U]Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher (OMG, this guy knows what I go through every night!)[/U][/COLOR] [COLOR=#008080]If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe (Ain't that the truth!) :rofl:[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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