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<blockquote data-quote="nvts" data-source="post: 202983" data-attributes="member: 3814"><p><span style="color: #008040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><u>To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity</u></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008040"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008040"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0080">1. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0021bf"><span style="color: #0021bf"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0021bf"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0021bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0021bf">Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0021bf"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #0021bf">At Passing Cars. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #2181ff"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #2181ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #2181ff">See If They Slow Down. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">2. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="color: #008250"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Page Yourself Over The Intercom. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Don't DisguiseYour Voice. </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">3. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #4181c0"><span style="color: #4181c0"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Every Time Someone Asks You </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>To </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #4181c0"><span style="color: #4181c0"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Do Something, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>ask If They W ant F ries with that. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">4. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Put Decaf In The </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Coffee Maker</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> For 3 Weeks </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #424200"><span style="color: #424200"><strong>. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Caffeine Addictions, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">Switch to Espresso. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">5. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="color: #ff8100"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>For </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>Marijuana' </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">6. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Skip </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>down the hall </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Rather Than Walk </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="color: #008040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>and see how many looks you get. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">7. </span></span></span></strong></span></span>< /B><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #009f82"><span style="color: #009f82"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>with a serious face. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">8. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8f8f8f"><span style="color: #8f8f8f"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'To Go'. </strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">9. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Sing Along At The Opera. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">10. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="color: #a16252"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">have a headache . </span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">11. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="color: #6260a1"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'I Won! I Won!' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c082ff"><span style="color: #c082ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Parking lot, Yelling </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="color: #ff0080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' </strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080">13. </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Tell Your Children</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="color: #8100ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> Over Dinner, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #813f62"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #813f62"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #813f62">And The </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Final Way</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="color: #813f62"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: navy">14.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008040"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #008040"></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #ff0080"></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f">It's Called </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #2f2f2f">... </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>THERAPY</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nvts, post: 202983, member: 3814"] [COLOR=#008040][FONT=Tahoma][U]To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity[/U][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff0080]1. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0021bf][COLOR=#0021bf][FONT=Tahoma][B]At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#0021bf] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#0021bf]Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#0021bf]At Passing Cars. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#2181ff] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#2181ff]See If They Slow Down. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]2. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008250][COLOR=#008250][FONT=Tahoma][B]Page Yourself Over The Intercom. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]Don't DisguiseYour Voice. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008040][COLOR=#008040][FONT=Tahoma][B]! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]3. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#4181c0][COLOR=#4181c0][FONT=Tahoma][B]Every Time Someone Asks You [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008040][COLOR=#008040][FONT=Tahoma][B]To [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#4181c0][COLOR=#4181c0][FONT=Tahoma][B]Do Something, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][FONT=Tahoma][B]ask If They W ant F ries with that. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]4. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#424200][COLOR=#424200][FONT=Tahoma][B]Put Decaf In The [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]Coffee Maker[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B] For 3 Weeks [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#424200][COLOR=#424200][B]. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]Caffeine Addictions, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]Switch to Espresso. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]5. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#6260a1][COLOR=#6260a1][FONT=Tahoma][B]In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008040][COLOR=#008040][FONT=Tahoma][B]' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff8100][COLOR=#ff8100][FONT=Tahoma][B]For [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][B]Marijuana' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]6. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]Skip [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Tahoma][B]down the hall [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff8080][COLOR=#ff8080][FONT=Tahoma][B]Rather Than Walk [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008040][COLOR=#008040][FONT=Tahoma][B]and see how many looks you get. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]7. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT]< /B>[B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#2f2f2f][COLOR=#2f2f2f][FONT=Tahoma][B]Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#009f82][COLOR=#009f82][FONT=Tahoma][B]with a serious face. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]8. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8f8f8f][COLOR=#8f8f8f][FONT=Tahoma][B]Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Tahoma][B]'To Go'. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]9. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]Sing Along At The Opera. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]10. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#a16252][COLOR=#a16252][FONT=Tahoma][B]Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Tahoma]have a headache . [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]11. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#6260a1][COLOR=#6260a1][FONT=Tahoma][B]When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#00c1c2][COLOR=#00c1c2][FONT=Tahoma][B]'I Won! I Won!' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#c082ff][COLOR=#c082ff][FONT=Tahoma][B]Parking lot, Yelling [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0080][COLOR=#ff0080][FONT=Tahoma][B]'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#ff0080] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080]13. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8100ff][COLOR=#8100ff][FONT=Tahoma][B]Tell Your Children[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#8100ff][COLOR=#8100ff][FONT=Tahoma][B] Over Dinner, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Tahoma][B]'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#813f62] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#813f62]And The [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#813f62][COLOR=#813f62][FONT=Tahoma][B]Final Way[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#813f62][COLOR=#813f62][FONT=Tahoma][B] To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=navy]14.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Tahoma][B]PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#008040] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#ff0080] [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#2f2f2f] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#2f2f2f]It's Called [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#2f2f2f]... [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][U][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Tahoma][B]THERAPY[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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