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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 203075" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>As I slink to the corner, I've done many of these. Not the hairdryer or condem one but now you have my evil mind going. I want to do the hairdryer one. Soo good.</p><p></p><p>Ok...today at work was too funny. I sort of 'mess' with people a lot (if you haven't figured that out) so they don't always take me too seriously. We were astonishingly busy so you go into the mode of making the same ol' chit chat and ringing up stuff. I go to give this guy his change back and I look at my register and there is a flame and smoke coming out it. I totally freaked. Turned on the flashing light for a manager, then customer says, "Ummm I think you need to unplug this thing. I'm a fireman. I know." Then he shows me his badge.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO UNPLUG IT. THAT WASN'T IN TRAINING.</strong> So after a minute or so of no manager, I get on the PA system..."Umm..this is Deb on aisle 4 and my register is on fire."<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /> Now, it was a little fire...but still on fire. I can just see all the employees and customers going...what the heck?</p><p></p><p>So all of a sudden I have a swat team of managers running up while I'm trying to put the fire out with a watered down heap of paper towels while the fireman is saying NOOOO!!! It's electrical!! That will only make it worse! Well, I'm not a fireman or a guy so I don't know these things. I'm winging it here.</p><p></p><p>It was the super-secret audio recorder that is on each station. I guess maybe I talked too much. Ya think?</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">(Note to Abbey...bring hair dryer and sunglasses to work tomorrow.)</span></p><p></p><p>Abbey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 203075, member: 179"] As I slink to the corner, I've done many of these. Not the hairdryer or condem one but now you have my evil mind going. I want to do the hairdryer one. Soo good. Ok...today at work was too funny. I sort of 'mess' with people a lot (if you haven't figured that out) so they don't always take me too seriously. We were astonishingly busy so you go into the mode of making the same ol' chit chat and ringing up stuff. I go to give this guy his change back and I look at my register and there is a flame and smoke coming out it. I totally freaked. Turned on the flashing light for a manager, then customer says, "Ummm I think you need to unplug this thing. I'm a fireman. I know." Then he shows me his badge. [B] I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO UNPLUG IT. THAT WASN'T IN TRAINING.[/B] So after a minute or so of no manager, I get on the PA system..."Umm..this is Deb on aisle 4 and my register is on fire.":surprised1: Now, it was a little fire...but still on fire. I can just see all the employees and customers going...what the heck? So all of a sudden I have a swat team of managers running up while I'm trying to put the fire out with a watered down heap of paper towels while the fireman is saying NOOOO!!! It's electrical!! That will only make it worse! Well, I'm not a fireman or a guy so I don't know these things. I'm winging it here. It was the super-secret audio recorder that is on each station. I guess maybe I talked too much. Ya think? [SIZE=1](Note to Abbey...bring hair dryer and sunglasses to work tomorrow.)[/SIZE] Abbey [/QUOTE]
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