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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 111112" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Donna, </p><p></p><p>I got the best one today - Our town is the smallest large town - swear everyone knows everyone. And we bought our new copier about a month ago from people we have known for 30 years. </p><p></p><p>ANd the phone rings and it's Kelli from the "copier place" </p><p>Hi Kelli how can I help you</p><p>I'm calling from the copier place trying to get some updates for you on your copier can you give me the number on the front? </p><p>Um - no, I'm pretty far away and doing payroll</p><p>OH could you go look for me? </p><p>Um- not right now - you're from the copier place? </p><p>Yes, that's right </p><p>Um-Which one? </p><p>(silence) </p><p>Kelli?? Which copier place? </p><p>-her in a sounding busy tone - um the one who wants to give you updates, don't you want the updates? </p><p>Me - SURE.....but see I talked to Mr. Ackbar in service yesterday</p><p>and he assured me there were no more updates (lie) </p><p>Are you sure you called the right place? </p><p>her- This is XYZ company right? </p><p>me- yes</p><p>her- well then I have the right company, if you could just go get me the model number </p><p>me- well can you put Mr. Ackbar on the phone a minute? </p><p> (knowing FULL WELL now she is NOT from the copier company we got ours from) </p><p>her - I'll look and see if he's here.</p><p>me- Okay - say HOW long have you worked for Cletus? </p><p>her - Cletus? </p><p>me - yes, yes the OWNER!!!! </p><p>her - laughing OH CLETUS I thought you said (never mind) </p><p>her - so can you get the number? </p><p>me - NOt until I talk to Cletus! </p><p>her- well I'll have to call you back. </p><p>me - Okay you'll have Cletus on the line when you call back right?</p><p>her - I'll call you back</p><p>me - OH Kelli? </p><p>her - yes </p><p>me-Your charade has been recorded on our new state of the art technological phone server - and a transcript of our call will be going out to all our employees with a warning about speaking with you. </p><p>her = uh - I'll have to call you back</p><p>me OH KELLI - we have your number - I've already located your address too, and there will be no need to call us back, remove us from your calling list. </p><p>her - (not so sassy sounding now) Okay you're removed. </p><p></p><p>me - Thanks = oh and I ALWAYS answer the phone and I have a fantastic memory too! Bye. </p><p></p><p>Hung up! </p><p></p><p>I did this all day - an "at&t" representative called and wanted to upgrade our internet to high speed - and I said "HIGH SPEED" OMG YOU MEAN I've BEEN PAYING $3,000 a month phone bills and Joe LIED to us? (yell out to invisible office worker) "BETH GET ME at&t CUSTOMER SERVICE ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW - I AM GOING TO REAM SOMEONE A NEW ONE OVER THIS - </p><p></p><p>The guy on the other end hung up. </p><p></p><p>Now all telemarketer calls ARE routed to me. They think it's funny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 111112, member: 4964"] Donna, I got the best one today - Our town is the smallest large town - swear everyone knows everyone. And we bought our new copier about a month ago from people we have known for 30 years. ANd the phone rings and it's Kelli from the "copier place" Hi Kelli how can I help you I'm calling from the copier place trying to get some updates for you on your copier can you give me the number on the front? Um - no, I'm pretty far away and doing payroll OH could you go look for me? Um- not right now - you're from the copier place? Yes, that's right Um-Which one? (silence) Kelli?? Which copier place? -her in a sounding busy tone - um the one who wants to give you updates, don't you want the updates? Me - SURE.....but see I talked to Mr. Ackbar in service yesterday and he assured me there were no more updates (lie) Are you sure you called the right place? her- This is XYZ company right? me- yes her- well then I have the right company, if you could just go get me the model number me- well can you put Mr. Ackbar on the phone a minute? (knowing FULL WELL now she is NOT from the copier company we got ours from) her - I'll look and see if he's here. me- Okay - say HOW long have you worked for Cletus? her - Cletus? me - yes, yes the OWNER!!!! her - laughing OH CLETUS I thought you said (never mind) her - so can you get the number? me - NOt until I talk to Cletus! her- well I'll have to call you back. me - Okay you'll have Cletus on the line when you call back right? her - I'll call you back me - OH Kelli? her - yes me-Your charade has been recorded on our new state of the art technological phone server - and a transcript of our call will be going out to all our employees with a warning about speaking with you. her = uh - I'll have to call you back me OH KELLI - we have your number - I've already located your address too, and there will be no need to call us back, remove us from your calling list. her - (not so sassy sounding now) Okay you're removed. me - Thanks = oh and I ALWAYS answer the phone and I have a fantastic memory too! Bye. Hung up! I did this all day - an "at&t" representative called and wanted to upgrade our internet to high speed - and I said "HIGH SPEED" OMG YOU MEAN I've BEEN PAYING $3,000 a month phone bills and Joe LIED to us? (yell out to invisible office worker) "BETH GET ME at&t CUSTOMER SERVICE ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW - I AM GOING TO REAM SOMEONE A NEW ONE OVER THIS - The guy on the other end hung up. Now all telemarketer calls ARE routed to me. They think it's funny. [/QUOTE]
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