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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 267680" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Thanks ladies I admire your style too!!!!!!! </p><p> </p><p>DF can not say NO to any salesperson. I don't care if it's a girlscout, or a kid selling candy door to door for band or choir - he's digging in his pocket. So it was no surprise that the dogs were barking like crazy (and rarely do so) when a man in a beat up pick-up truck, selling steaks and sea food out of a rusty looking freezer in the bed of that same dirty truck, with his girlfriend smoking in the cab - came to the door. (Idiot - the sign says a biker lives there and hates salesman then goes on to explain what will happen to you unless you are daft or blind) and we hear - knock knock. </p><p> </p><p>DF goes out into the driveway and stands there, listens and then says "Let me get my fiance." and in he comes - asking me to come and see the GREAT steaks he has and the seafood (blech) for sale. I told him NO. TEll them to GO AWAY. SO like clockwork he walks back out and says - "My gal said NOT INTERESTED." and then the guy kicks up the story - says he's going to get fired if he doesn't sell SOMETHING - he'll reduce the price and double the meat..and DF comes in AGAIN - and I looked at him and said NO- TELL THEM TO GO AWAY...NOW. So he goes BACK out and the guy says "I bet she said for us to go away huh? So here's what I'm going to do - I'll double the meat, triple the seafood and keep the price the same." so DF hobbles in one more time and at this point I'm getting license plate number, and walking down the sidewalk - and telling the man "YOU REALLY NEED TO GO NOW." and he still is talking and I said "I've asked you three times politely to leave, if you think you can move faster than these 2 bulldogs KEEP TALKING," then I pretended to count down "FIVE, FOUR (my hand on the gate latch, THREE," he looks at DF and he makes the crazy symbol near the head swirling his finger around his temple, "TWO, and" INTO the truck he jumped....and back went the gate latch. lol </p><p> </p><p>Have NOT been bothered by fresh meat vendors (albeit fresh is questionable) since. </p><p> </p><p>Could be the Osama bin Lady targets (we brought back from the range) with 10 out of 10 kill shots placed precariously at the end of the yard.....or not. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> (yes, they're really there) lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 267680, member: 4964"] Thanks ladies I admire your style too!!!!!!! DF can not say NO to any salesperson. I don't care if it's a girlscout, or a kid selling candy door to door for band or choir - he's digging in his pocket. So it was no surprise that the dogs were barking like crazy (and rarely do so) when a man in a beat up pick-up truck, selling steaks and sea food out of a rusty looking freezer in the bed of that same dirty truck, with his girlfriend smoking in the cab - came to the door. (Idiot - the sign says a biker lives there and hates salesman then goes on to explain what will happen to you unless you are daft or blind) and we hear - knock knock. DF goes out into the driveway and stands there, listens and then says "Let me get my fiance." and in he comes - asking me to come and see the GREAT steaks he has and the seafood (blech) for sale. I told him NO. TEll them to GO AWAY. SO like clockwork he walks back out and says - "My gal said NOT INTERESTED." and then the guy kicks up the story - says he's going to get fired if he doesn't sell SOMETHING - he'll reduce the price and double the meat..and DF comes in AGAIN - and I looked at him and said NO- TELL THEM TO GO AWAY...NOW. So he goes BACK out and the guy says "I bet she said for us to go away huh? So here's what I'm going to do - I'll double the meat, triple the seafood and keep the price the same." so DF hobbles in one more time and at this point I'm getting license plate number, and walking down the sidewalk - and telling the man "YOU REALLY NEED TO GO NOW." and he still is talking and I said "I've asked you three times politely to leave, if you think you can move faster than these 2 bulldogs KEEP TALKING," then I pretended to count down "FIVE, FOUR (my hand on the gate latch, THREE," he looks at DF and he makes the crazy symbol near the head swirling his finger around his temple, "TWO, and" INTO the truck he jumped....and back went the gate latch. lol Have NOT been bothered by fresh meat vendors (albeit fresh is questionable) since. Could be the Osama bin Lady targets (we brought back from the range) with 10 out of 10 kill shots placed precariously at the end of the yard.....or not. :raspberry-tounge: (yes, they're really there) lol [/QUOTE]
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