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<blockquote data-quote="Lothlorien" data-source="post: 135394" data-attributes="member: 1024"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first guy says, "So am I! And where about </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">from Ireland might you be?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first guy responds, "So am I!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see. I </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">graduated in 1964."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">down and orders a beer. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">tonight."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"The Murphy twins are drunk again."</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lothlorien, post: 135394, member: 1024"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am." The first guy responds, "So am I!" "Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course." The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see. I [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!" About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000a0][FONT='Comic Sans MS']tonight." Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?" "The Murphy twins are drunk again."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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