Oh Lil and Jabber,
I am sorry this has happened - getting fired. But, I did laugh...just a little tiny laugh. My mom, very religious, emailed our difficult child something very similar about a year ago. He is an avowed atheist and she copied the email to me. difficult child was asking them for money and she said something along the lines of Go ask the atheist food pantries, services, etc. for help (knowing those services would be few and far between). I thought it was brilliant. Good point and good luck. She is a little over the top with her religious advice, but her email had me thinking...yeah, really. Do that. I even tried to Google such services, lol.
Hope your difficult child gets another job soon. He can and I hope he does.
This is so not fun. I feel for you guys; I really do.