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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 147924" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I guess it might not be such good advice - </p><p> </p><p>But........</p><p> </p><p>I'd leave the house and let whatever and whomever bark, meow or whine to their hearts content. If I needed I'd put in foam earplugs as I shut the door behind me. </p><p> </p><p>I would walk (since you've got that brain thing doing that thing in your head) to the nearest Krispy Kreme doughnut store and get myself a dozen filled and iced doughnuts. Leaving there I would head straight to the red dot store and buy myself a bottle of the hair of the dog <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/ghoul.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ghoul:" title="ghoul :ghoul:" data-shortname=":ghoul:" /></p><p> </p><p>that bit ya. </p><p> </p><p>Proceeding to the park - across from the cop shop - I'd get just enough booze in my to inhibit my ability to keep my pants on and jump up on a picnic table and moon the entire fleet. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/hellosoldier.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hellosoldier:" title="hellosoldier :hellosoldier:" data-shortname=":hellosoldier:" />Then I would sit down - have another 3 or 4 doughnuts a few more belts of tequila <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/cheers.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cheers:" title="cheers :cheers:" data-shortname=":cheers:" />and sleep on a park bench where no cat would play with my sheets because I doubt they have them there. </p><p> </p><p>Prostrate with the ground I'd put my feet up, take my ear plugs out and close my eyes, listen to the sounds of nature and the wind. No idiotic x husbands, no kids, no cats, no dog, no groundhog, nothign but the sound of my own chest rising and falling with every breath.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sleeping.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sleeping:" title="sleeping :sleeping:" data-shortname=":sleeping:" /></p><p> </p><p>Now while all this sounds tempting - I'm sure you recognize somewhere in there - there is a potential to be arrested. And wouldn't that just be a hoot? OMG can you hear the kids on the phone?<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/highvoltage.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":highvoltage:" title="shocked :highvoltage:" data-shortname=":highvoltage:" /> BAIL? But Moooom I only have .57 cents - should I call Grandma? NO, but why? - so maybe you should leave the mooning star fleet out. </p><p> </p><p>But other than that - it's my prescription - <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/happy_new_year.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy_new_year:" title="happy_new_year :happy_new_year:" data-shortname=":happy_new_year:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/doctor.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":doctor:" title="doctor :doctor:" data-shortname=":doctor:" /></p><p> </p><p>Sorry your day inhaled violently!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 147924, member: 4964"] I guess it might not be such good advice - But........ I'd leave the house and let whatever and whomever bark, meow or whine to their hearts content. If I needed I'd put in foam earplugs as I shut the door behind me. I would walk (since you've got that brain thing doing that thing in your head) to the nearest Krispy Kreme doughnut store and get myself a dozen filled and iced doughnuts. Leaving there I would head straight to the red dot store and buy myself a bottle of the hair of the dog :ghoul: that bit ya. Proceeding to the park - across from the cop shop - I'd get just enough booze in my to inhibit my ability to keep my pants on and jump up on a picnic table and moon the entire fleet. :hellosoldier:Then I would sit down - have another 3 or 4 doughnuts a few more belts of tequila :cheers:and sleep on a park bench where no cat would play with my sheets because I doubt they have them there. Prostrate with the ground I'd put my feet up, take my ear plugs out and close my eyes, listen to the sounds of nature and the wind. No idiotic x husbands, no kids, no cats, no dog, no groundhog, nothign but the sound of my own chest rising and falling with every breath.:sleeping: Now while all this sounds tempting - I'm sure you recognize somewhere in there - there is a potential to be arrested. And wouldn't that just be a hoot? OMG can you hear the kids on the phone?:surprise::highvoltage: BAIL? But Moooom I only have .57 cents - should I call Grandma? NO, but why? - so maybe you should leave the mooning star fleet out. But other than that - it's my prescription - :happy_new_year::doctor: Sorry your day inhaled violently! [/QUOTE]
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