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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 373915" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I'm a jerk because.....I bought a 5" pancake maker ring. You know to make perfect round pancakes. When I took it out of the bag (got it at a thrift store today and it's brand spanking new - paid a dime for it) and showed it to DF (aka Eeyore) I said "Look, now when I make pancakes I can make them perfectly round, you just spray the inside with spray, then set on the griddle, and pour in the batter! I've always wanted one of these!" </p><p> </p><p>So he looks at it and says (and for the umteenth time I swear to the trees I can't seem to get this man to perk up, be happy, find a silver lining, dance with me, smile about anything but naps, John Wayne all day on Saturday and eating everything there is to eat DESPITE knowing that we are BOTH loosing weight on the new way of life, but that he has been CHEATING and SNEAKING food - and that I MADE HIM THROW OUT HIS FAT clothes so he would NOT CHEAT AND SNEAK food and stick with something for once in his bloody life) .....he says....."Well that wouldn't make a very big pancake." in the most depressed tone you have ever heard in your life. </p><p>BLINK.....BLINK.....</p><p>AND did I come back with something nice like - "Well silly - you can have more than one." or "It's big enough for our new way of life!" or even "I'm sure it looks a lot smaller when you're holding it THAT way." NOOooooo no, no no no no......I said "Well I guess if you need to make and eat pancakes so big they'll clog the toilet...... I'll just use it to make <strong><u><em>MY </em></u></strong>flippin' flapjacks!" and threw the ring in the sink and went to my room. </p><p> </p><p>Yup.......It's been pretty quite in the Star house tonight. </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">Next time I make pancakes I'm just making one big old pancake the size of the griddle for old long ears.</span> ARrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 373915, member: 4964"] I'm a jerk because.....I bought a 5" pancake maker ring. You know to make perfect round pancakes. When I took it out of the bag (got it at a thrift store today and it's brand spanking new - paid a dime for it) and showed it to DF (aka Eeyore) I said "Look, now when I make pancakes I can make them perfectly round, you just spray the inside with spray, then set on the griddle, and pour in the batter! I've always wanted one of these!" So he looks at it and says (and for the umteenth time I swear to the trees I can't seem to get this man to perk up, be happy, find a silver lining, dance with me, smile about anything but naps, John Wayne all day on Saturday and eating everything there is to eat DESPITE knowing that we are BOTH loosing weight on the new way of life, but that he has been CHEATING and SNEAKING food - and that I MADE HIM THROW OUT HIS FAT clothes so he would NOT CHEAT AND SNEAK food and stick with something for once in his bloody life) .....he says....."Well that wouldn't make a very big pancake." in the most depressed tone you have ever heard in your life. BLINK.....BLINK..... AND did I come back with something nice like - "Well silly - you can have more than one." or "It's big enough for our new way of life!" or even "I'm sure it looks a lot smaller when you're holding it THAT way." NOOooooo no, no no no no......I said "Well I guess if you need to make and eat pancakes so big they'll clog the toilet...... I'll just use it to make [B][U][I]MY [/I][/U][/B]flippin' flapjacks!" and threw the ring in the sink and went to my room. Yup.......It's been pretty quite in the Star house tonight. [SIZE=1]Next time I make pancakes I'm just making one big old pancake the size of the griddle for old long ears.[/SIZE] ARrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh! [/QUOTE]
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