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<blockquote data-quote="Hound dog" data-source="post: 385347" data-attributes="member: 84"><p>Position requires:</p><p></p><p>20 yrs of parenting experience</p><p></p><p>The ability to meet any crisis head on with a positive attitude.</p><p></p><p>Never ending patience.</p><p></p><p>Endless energy.</p><p></p><p>The ability to babysit at the drop of a hat.</p><p></p><p>The ability to diagnose most major illnesses and all minor illnesses and injuries, as well as how to treat them.</p><p></p><p>Requires knowledge of law, business management, rental agreements, loan agreements, education, and child care ad naseum.</p><p></p><p>Minimal social life outside of the family unit.</p><p></p><p>Applicant must be willing to work all holidays and most weekends.</p><p></p><p>No pay. </p><p></p><p>Benefits: Hugs and kisses from grandchildren who think the sun rises and sets on you. Children who think your knowledge base is endless.</p><p></p><p>Anyone interested let me know...........This clan matriarch is eager to step down to just being a parent again.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p><p></p><p>Man, I'm exhausted. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hound dog, post: 385347, member: 84"] Position requires: 20 yrs of parenting experience The ability to meet any crisis head on with a positive attitude. Never ending patience. Endless energy. The ability to babysit at the drop of a hat. The ability to diagnose most major illnesses and all minor illnesses and injuries, as well as how to treat them. Requires knowledge of law, business management, rental agreements, loan agreements, education, and child care ad naseum. Minimal social life outside of the family unit. Applicant must be willing to work all holidays and most weekends. No pay. Benefits: Hugs and kisses from grandchildren who think the sun rises and sets on you. Children who think your knowledge base is endless. Anyone interested let me know...........This clan matriarch is eager to step down to just being a parent again.:raspberry-tounge: Man, I'm exhausted. :faint: [/QUOTE]
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